Your biggest bender

[Guest]

I'm just coming to the end of one now. Just finishing a wild turkey and off to bed for about two days.

Tell us about you're biggest bendeeeeeer ?

*don't drink kiddies or you'll end up like Holmes.

[Guest]

Tequila, vodka and a champagne bender after work one fine Friday evening before a marathon regurgitating session starting at Martin Place train station.

Not the biggest but definitely the worst. I still feel ill thinking about it.

[supermario]

My Biggest bender..............

it was not my bucks night suprisingly........at least not that i can remember, apparently i locked myself in the toilets of the Australian hotel...........or so i am told.

Anywho, my biggest bender was 2002. Me and a group of friends went into the city, started and the duke of edingborough on bathurst st with a few drinks, then moved on to the cross to the crest hotel to watch some EPL, had a few jugs there, then moved on to another bar in the cross, then we went on to the tea gardens in Bondi Junction, got on the shots there until it closed, moved on to easts (this is when they still had the sports bar upstairs) continued on the shots. i then took a walk to the toilet, made the cleaners earn their keep that night. then we all went back to my friends place in north sydney.

Woke up sunday morning, had to travel from north sydney to croydon with a mate to go to my house, get changed and go to the Roosters vs warriors game at the SFS.

Got on the train at waverton.............man was i feeling every bump and corner !!! got to my mums place, she had a huge plate of pasta waiting for me and my mate.

I could not touch the stuff, just looking at it was making me sick, my mate loved it !!! anywho, got changed, left for the game, still feeling like shit !!! got to the game and found the best hangover cure................Cheering the Roosters to a 44 - 0 Win against the Warriors !!!!

Went back to the club after the game..............Kept on Drinking !!!

[Guest]

Tequila, Vodka, Sol, Extra Dry, James Squire, Corona, and a bit of that ganja while at schoolies in 2007 (Sawtell).

I had strange dreams that night...

"I'm having illusions" - Cypress Hill

[Danish]

My longest bender would have to be schoolies cruise 2002...

Hopped on board the boat at 11am. Drunk by midday, and stayed that way for 9 nights straight. The most I slept on any given day was 2 hours, usually between 6am and 8am (the time the music stopped to when the bars opened again). My cabin mates declared I only slept 12 hours the entire trip, and I spent over $2000 on alcohol @ $5 per cocktail. Thats a drink roughly every 30 minutes for 9 days straight for those playing at home.

Slept for a solid 14 hours when I got back from that.

My biggest drinking bender would surely be New Year's Eve 2007 in Phuket.

Started on the $1 long necks at about 4pm, polished off 4-5 of them before dinner, leading to a "preemptive" spew at 8pm. Headed down to a banquet dinner, and started onthe long island iced teas. Downed 6 of those with dinner, then started down to the beach for the festivities at around 10pm. Another 5-6 long islands later I was on the beach at 1am, lighting a firecracker the size of a shoebox and holding it "so that it wouldn't fall over". Thing malfunctions, the sky rockets it shoots out only go 1m in the air prior to exploding and give me dozens of cigarette like burns all through my clothes and skin.

The next day I felt like death's turd.

My worst bender, the one that I still cannot believe I actually survived and belongs in a Keith Richards biography, throws back to my clubbing days in 2003.

I won't go into the details, I'll just tell you how it started and ended. I woke up thursday morning at 7am for work, went out every night, all night for the next week...... and the next time I slept was the following Friday at 8pm.

In short, 205 hours without sleep. I didn't miss a minute of work either.

After I went to sleep on the friday I didn't wake up until about 3am sunday.

It still gives me shivers to think about how much damage I must have done to myself in that week.

[Guest]

In short, 205 hours without sleep. I didn't miss a minute of work either.

Impressive. You must have spent a fortune on the gear....

We all need to remember though that "Drinking brings a high from a low not dealt with". Think about that when you are next on the cans

[Danish]

Impressive. You must have spent a fortune on the gear....

I still can't bring myself to even try adding that bill up!

[Guest]

My longest bender would have to be schoolies cruise 2002...

Hopped on board the boat at 11am. Drunk by midday, and stayed that way for 9 nights straight. The most I slept on any given day was 2 hours, usually between 6am and 8am (the time the music stopped to when the bars opened again). My cabin mates declared I only slept 12 hours the entire trip, and I spent over $2000 on alcohol @ $5 per cocktail. Thats a drink roughly every 30 minutes for 9 days straight for those playing at home.

Slept for a solid 14 hours when I got back from that.

Sounds like the Contiki tour I did late last year/early this year. Started in Amsterdam so it was bound to be a messy 12 days. My boyfriend's birthday and New Years were also during this time. I needed a good detox after that.

[stsae]

I always think if you can count how many youve had well you havent had enough.

Therefore I shall take the 5th on this topic.

Besides I could write a farking essay on this subject.

Horrie Is God, I will show you mine if you show me yours maaaaaaate.

[Guest]

Probably my single longest continuous stretch of drinking was when i was contracted for the Attorney Gens dept ... every single AG's employee is a godamned pisshead ... or at least were . Good times then though ... our code (which we started writing in 88-89) is still in use to this very day. It was simply ported over to a unix box and it runs perfectly.

Back then everyone was a pisshead in the AG's because this was such a large project i guess. I started drinking at the systems admins house (which was about 20 metres from the pub we were spending the next day's AG's humungous Xmas Party at) after work about 5pm ish. We all kept drinking all thru the night (at one stage we were even drinking straight bourbon or scotch or whatever) and kept going through the entirety of the next day at the Xmas Party. About midnight i left the xmas party pub and went into the city looking for some other friends at the good old Century Tavern. After several hellishly pissed games of pool and much more alcohol consumed i was led away to the Cross by some truly evil friends to goto Springfields (used to be the old Manzil Room). I left there in daylight, like a vampire escaping the rays of the sun at about 9am ish, got a cab somehow and somehow got home.

Thats well over 38 hours continuous binge-drinking and by christ didnt i pay for it. We used to go out 7 nights a week at one stage. It was madness and i cant believe i survived that job lol

[Guest]

I always think if you can count how many youve had well you havent had enough.

Therefore I shall take the 5th on this topic.

Besides I could write a farking essay on this subject.

Horrie Is God, I will show you mine if you show me yours maaaaaaate.

Your honour i refuse to testify...

On the grounds that my own evidence will incriminate me..

Good times though..

[stsae]

Your honour i refuse to testify...

On the grounds that my own evidence will incriminate me..

Good times though..

LOL, the defence rests.

[Guest]

I once had about 4 shandi's and 2 fruit tingle cocktail thingy's......as I am not a drinker at all, I was sooooooo drunk.

I think a few people may have taken advantage of me that afternoon (nudge nudge wink wink).

[Guest]

I once had about 4 shandi's and 2 fruit tingle cocktail thingy's......as I am not a drinker at all, I was sooooooo drunk.

I think a few people may have taken advantage of me that afternoon (nudge nudge wink wink).

4 shandi`s hey?Since when could souffs fans afford beer to mix with their Metho?

[trewhella]

I have had so many wasted days and nights that I will try to rack my brain for some entertaining yarns.

I barely go out now so I look back on those days with no regret.

I have done many a tour of duty.
Schoolies
Cruise
NZ ski trip
Asia
Europe
America

all done with long term liver damage in mind.

I have a classic story about the South Coast when I was 19.
Ahhh, the memories.
Caravan Park.
Sunstroke while fishing.
School girls Year 12 camp parks opposite me and my 2 mates caravan.
Go to Local club and meet meet some madman looking to frighten said girls.
We come home smashed start engine of motor boat(for added terror) and run around in balaklavas putting hoses in their tents turning the water pressure on high and cut their tent ropes down with fishing knives.

Pass out laughing.

Wake up to police escort and 100 young chicks hurling abuse as I am led off down the main road of the caravan park.
Caravan park owner is looking for me to dob in my mates(who are out surfing) and kicks me in the stomach while Im lying down pleading stupidity.
I hold out.
Get off with a warning and get a lifetime ban from some low joint on the South Coast.

Today, One accomplice flies a plane and the other is a GP.
Very responsible ****ers indeed.