Des' rant (didn't realise he was coaching the Titans BTW)

[ism22]

This one popped up as a tiktok ad somewhere and I thought it was funny.

https://www.tiktok.com/@davidbhana/v...03411829689608

My favourite 3 quotes are:

- 'You carnts don't get it... and even when you do get it you go back to what doesn't work... WELL IT'S NEVER WORKED FOR YOU AND YOU KEEP DOING IT... EVERY FAAARKING WEEK YOU KEEP DOING WHAT DOESN'T WORK FOR YA!!!!! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE FAARKING DUMB!!!'

- 'What's going on brother? You're farkin' shyte... sit on the bench!!! ... GOONS!'

- 'Farking spud... he's U12 level... UNDER 12 LEVEL and you're standing in the middle of nowhere doing faaark all!!! You might as well be the U12's spud!!!'

Maybe Des would be a good replacement for Robbo if those wanting to see Robbo sacked get their way? (As the only premiership winning coach outside Cleary, Bellamy and Wayne) :P

[Random Rooster]

Its obviously not Des.....i doubt it would be any first grade coach. Anyone know who it really is?

[Jacks Fur Coat]

Its obviously not Des.....i doubt it would be any first grade coach. Anyone know who it really is?

Definitely not Des ...been around a while, I'd heard before the audio is actually an AFL Coach.

[ism22]

Definitely not Des ...been around a while, I'd heard before the audio is actually an AFL Coach.

It sounds a bit like me rambling on here after a few limoncellos. I should request royalties...