Do you talk to yourself?

[Bates]

Mine tilts his head in confusion, unless I mention key words like walkies, dinner, outside or let’s play.

Schmacko?

[Bates]

I tend to do this strange dance when i nail something difficult and have been caught out doing it by strangers. My wife also tends to move away from me when i'm into it.

It's a cross between the Hula and Zorba with a touch of Elaine Benes.

[mightyrooster]

Schmacko?

I use the blanket term bickie to cover all doggie specific treats like those. He goes ballistic when I do jumping up at me demanding he gets it asap.

[007]

I tend to do this strange dance when i nail something difficult and have been caught out doing it by strangers. My wife also tends to move away from me when i'm into it.

It's a cross between the Hula and Zorba with a touch of Elaine Benes.

Which one is you?

When little sister wants to dance!

[Bates]

Which one is you?

When little sister wants to dance!

Nice work Mr Bond

No.2

[Andrew Walker]

This needs a bump

[Carlos Parra]

Asking for a friend.

I see what you did there - perhaps in more ways than one.

[rented tracksuit]

I see what you did there - perhaps in more ways than one.

I did say ‘friend’.

[Carlos Parra]

I did say ‘friend’.

haha