Vince Lombardi quote

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Yogiisms are some of my favourite sporting quotes..

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."

"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."

"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there."

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

"It gets late early out there."

"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."

When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"You can observe a lot by watching."

The future ain't what it used to be."

Ringoisms are great maaaaaaaate. Many of those classic Beatles hits came from Ringo missing the pun but creating a better one. Hard days night.