jokes

[Guest]

Ralph.

Wow, your up early this morning!

[Guest]

A few years back a customer walked onto Filthy's lot of rotting jalopeys. He looked Filthy up and down and turned to his colleauge and asked, "Sir, why does that salesman look so old?" He looked poor Filthy up and down and replied, "Because he's a USED car salesmen." Boom tish!!

Think that one all up by yourself did ya? I like it, well done!

When you need a new taxi, come and see me! I dont speak chinese, but im sure we could sit down with a nice bowl of cuttlefish and sharkfin soup and sort something out!

[Guest]

Wow, your up early this morning!

Did you work late today? I'm ready for bed.

[Guest]

Did you work late today? I'm ready for bed.

Nah, I dont have to work. I leave that to people like you. Nighty night!

[Guest]

Nah, I dont have to work. I leave that to people like you. Nighty night!

Thats sooo yesterday Ral ph. I love you like a redheaded step son!

[Guest]

Are you a ranga ralphy?

[Guest]

Thats sooo yesterday Ral ph. I love you like a redheaded step son!

And yet still soo tomorrow in relation to you! Have a good sleep sunshine!

[Guest]

And yet still soo tomorrow in relation to you! Have a good sleep sunshine!

Sorry, I forgot; "never judge a man by his hair colour"

[Guest]

Sorry, I forgot; "never judge a man by his hair colour"

Im bald. You blind as well as fogetful? What next?

[roosterproud]

jokes>>>>>>>>>>>rabbits

[Guest]

Ellen de generes drowned over the weekend........ Reports say that she was found face down in ricki lake

[Guest]

Ellen de generes drowned over the weekend........ Reports say that she was found face down in ricki lake

lol... I like that! Its a bit like saying someone on here was stabbed to death by Ian Roberts!

[SConcierge]

What is the most confusing day in the western subs.... Fathers day

[Guest]

Time for some fun at Souffs expense

A Family of Rabbitoh's supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Roosters footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "I've decided to become a Roosters supporter and I would like this for Christmas". His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him round the head with her carton of Winfield's and says, "Go talk to Mum.

Off goes the little lad with the Roosters footy jumper in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Roosters supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full stubbie of VB at him, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "lets go talk to your father".

Off they go to Long Bay during visiting hours with footy jumper in hand and find bubba, his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Roosters supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his fists and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT", and then kicks him from one end of the rec. room to the other for further good measure.

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home (Redfern). The mother turns to her son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes knackers I have." "Good son, what is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Roosters supporter for an hour and already I hate you Souths bastards."

[Guest]

lol not bad.

Chook.