jokes

[Ray Stehr]

Ha ha, good one.

A souffs supporter goes to the dentist to get his first set of false teeth. The dentist tells him that he still has three good teeth left and asks him why he desperately wants false teeth. He tells the dentist that because souffs are false favourites for the top 4 he would like to get his teeth to match.

[TheLoneRooster]

Hahahahahahahaha.
Nice work Rusty.

[Guest]

A Family of Rabbitoh's supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Roosters footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "I've decided to become a Roosters supporter and I would like this for Christmas". His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him round the head with her carton of Winfield's and says, "Go talk to Mum.

Off goes the little lad with the Roosters footy jumper in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Roosters supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full stubbie of VB at him, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "lets go talk to your father".

Off they go to Long Bay during visiting hours with footy jumper in hand and find bubba, his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Roosters supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his fists and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT", and then kicks him from one end of the rec. room to the other for further good measure.

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home (Redfern). The mother turns to her son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes knackers I have." "Good son, what is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Roosters supporter for an hour and already I hate you Souths bastards."

Pearce to Dragons - done deal?!! Mate lets all have a laugh at your expense.

[Guest]

You stole that joke from phantoms facebook page...

[Guest]

You stole that joke from phantoms facebook page...

I am not on phantoms facebook page????

Heard it a month ago now, thought today would be a good day to rehash it.

[Guest]

Pearce to Dragons - done deal?!! Mate lets all have a laugh at your expense.

Mate i have been laughing at that pratts and his loyal posse's performances for 6 yrs, its only fair someone has a laugh at my expense sometime.

I look forward to him realising some of that potential many seem to think he has.

[Guest]

Mate i have been laughing at that pratts and his loyal posse's performances for 6 yrs, its only fair someone has a laugh at my expense sometime.

I look forward to him realising some of that potential many seem to think he has.

LOL. I hear you. Its now or never for Pearce you would have to think.

[Guest]

I am not on phantoms facebook page????

Heard it a month ago now, thought today would be a good day to rehash it.

Fair enough,although I did steal it from her FB page and put it on mine.
Great minds I think to both post it today...

[roosterproud]

heres a joke


souffs will win the comp

[roosterproud]

heres another joke



russell crow