Arsemonkey-sirgaydickhead

[stsae]

I googled arsemonkey, just to see what I could find about sirgaydickhead. To see if I was defining the bloke correctly. What I found from The Urban Dictionary made me cry tears of joy. No 3 is definately my favourite.

1. arse monkey
A man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse.

an Arse monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people
just got a new shirt in the Sales and that Arse monkey ...... had goes and gets one.


Saw ..... the other day she is a being right ficking Arse Monkey with her boyfriend.



2. arse monkey
A small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.

"want to come for a pint? - no i got some ****ing arse-monkey with me"



3. arse monkey
An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!

It is a large form of clinker or winnet!
"For ****s Sake, Ive got a ****ing arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"

"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"

[Guest]

I googled arsemonkey, just to see what I could find about sirgaydickhead. To see if I was defining the bloke correctly. What I found from The Urban Dictionary made me cry tears of joy. No 3 is definately my favourite.

1. arse monkey
A man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse.

an Arse monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people
just got a new shirt in the Sales and that Arse monkey ...... had goes and gets one.


Saw ..... the other day she is a being right ficking Arse Monkey with her boyfriend.



2. arse monkey
A small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.

"want to come for a pint? - no i got some ****ing arse-monkey with me"
get this def on a mug



3. arse monkey
An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!

It is a large form of clinker or winnet!
"For ****s Sake, Ive got a ****ing arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"

"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"

Nail hit on head!

Check out dildo-hopper while you are there

[stsae]

1. dildo hopper
A promiscuous female whom enjoys partaking in the art of masturbation. May also be used on a gay male. The phrase was coined by the rapper Loon in a dis on 50 Cent. The song was to the tune of "Window Shopper."

"Fifty yous a dildo hopper" as opposed to "Shawty yous a window shopper."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNq8VDjGe6w



Its a farking song, I swear I didnt even realise that.

[stsae]

Arsemonkey images, seeing our very own is so good at his pic posting.

[stsae]

[horrie hastings]

stsae,you have too much time on your hands