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I remember a Rude joke, well I think it was Rude. This is just from memory but it went something like this in that Rude drawl.
"I went to a fancy dress party the other night, and Kamahal was there, completely nude he was, shoved a hunk of wood up his arse and went as a chocolate paddlepop."
Also Kevs "Mick me mate the master farter, with his two piched perfect calobrated, fuel injected, wind protected, double jointed arse."
The joy of politically incorrect comedy. Imagine theyd ban Steady Eddy these days, for writing himself off.
Carl Barons bloody funny. Dave Hughes has his moments, when he not sucking Roves cigar.
Last edited by stsae; 08-26-2009, 06:54 PM.
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Originally posted by shadow View PostI saw Rodney at Kirribilli RSL.in the mid nineties.
I bought a Rodney rude T shirt and Rodney was signing them. The bastard wrote "Don't lick duck cocks " on it. I could nrver wear it...bastard.
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Originally posted by stsae View PostI remember a Rude joke, well I think it was Rude. This is just from memory but it went something like this in that Rude drawl.
"I went to a fancy dress party the other night, and Kamahal was there, completely nude he was, shoved a hunk of wood up his arse and went as a chocolate paddlepop."
Also Kevs "Mick me mate the master farter, with his two piched perfect calobrated, fuel injected, wind protected, double jointed arse."
The joy of politically incorrect comedy. Imagine theyd ban Steady Eddy these days, for writing himself off.
Carl Barons bloody funny. Dave Hughes has his moments, when he not sucking Roves cigar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIBw-BQUV28
p.s. remember this ? I used to love the b-side to this even better ... buggered if i can find it these days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyp0yNIjWmY
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I thought Rodney Rude and Kev "Bloody" Wilson were classics!
Funny story, I went and saw RR at Coogee RSL and my mates wanted to sit up front. Well we did but about half way through his 2nd set I had to go to the loo (big mistake I know!). Well Itried to wait until his attention was diverted else where before I got up to go. Well bugger me, no sooner had I taken 2 steps then he was on to me......unfortunately not taken the piss his exact words were "fark me, get Security. This kids pissed and can't be of legal age, where's a farking copper when you really want one!" All in that tone of his and adding his nasty laugh at the end.
Didn't stop me running to the loo and waiting at least 10 mins or more before returning to my seat.
Farking prick I could have kilkled him. Especially as I was only 16!
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Originally posted by OVP View PostWe have similar tastes mate haha. Love Kev and i like Carl Barron out of the newer breed. Check this out lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIBw-BQUV28
p.s. remember this ? I used to love the b-side to this even better ... buggered if i can find it these days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyp0yNIjWmY
I noticed Vince Sorrenti in that clip, with the big doobie, hes a funny farker.
Elliot Gobblet is a classic also.
Did you ever watch The Ronnie Johns 1/2 hour??? Heath Franklins his name, very funny bloke. His Chopper skits kill me, even Chopper likes em.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2-vg...eature=related
This one about the word dickhead, made me cry, tears of joy. The chunt words alone, sticky sticky chunt-mason WTF, hes on some great drugs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3TtG8abTLw
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Rod Quantock. The guy off the Captain Snooze ads. Had a coporate team building day a few years back, and he was the evenings entertainment. Got the crowd involved and managed to lure a few hecklers to the stage. Man I cried.
He used to take guided bus tours around Melbourne, and would gate-crash high-society parties and restaurants, with a megaphone to give you a running commentary. Never uses a script.
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