Rain

[Guest]

I love my pool but **** me are my leccy bills getting ridiculous.

$996 for the last one.

Salt and chlorine is more $$$

Plus the mrs is always coming home with some new farrken floaty bed every 5 minutes.....



But it's worth it all when the cheese and kisses and her 3 sisters (2 really because one is average) are laying out there rubbing that coconut shit all over eachother!

[Guest]

The only browns that are harmless ralphy are the ones sitting in between your arse and your underpants after you come face to face with a snake!

Bahahaha....





**** I HATE SNAKES!!!

[John Corey]

Who the **** thought it would be a good idea to put snakes on this planet backward?!?

I blame Brutt 33 Mun.

They are nasty creatures, nothing really redeemable IMO.

We get them up here, I've heard all the stories from friends, but touch wood, I've been very lucky so far I haven't crossed one as yet. Gekkos, toads, midges, wasps, bearded dragons, spiders etc I can handle but snakes just are another level.

My friends at Potty we visited last week made the papers last year when the wife went into their yard and their 2 year olds arm was inside a pythons mouth and it wasn't letting go. She's screaming and neighbors are running they got the snake off the little bloke and he was rushed to hospital and was OK. But fark me what a sick thing to see.

Don't come to willow vale then. My wife and I were woken at 2am by our little dog growling. Right next to our bed on the floor was a brown. 4 to 5 ft. Raised up hissing at our dog. Rang tony the snake catcher. Best $140 I have ever spent.

[Guest]

I love my pool but **** me are my leccy bills getting ridiculous.

$996 for the last one.

Salt and chlorine is more $$$

Plus the mrs is always coming home with some new farrken floaty bed every 5 minutes.....



But it's worth it all when the cheese and kisses and her 3 sisters (2 really because one is average) are laying out there rubbing that coconut shit all over eachother!

I hate you right now!

[John Corey]

Snake update. 30 min ago found a little red belly black snake in my daughter's walk in wardrobe. After I kill it I read that they hatch 20 to 30 eggs. I hope there are not 19 to 29 left in my house.

And despite all the big black angry clouds today, no rain on the GC.

[stephenj]

i knew it would i washed the car

[Guest]

Snake update. 30 min ago found a little red belly black snake in my daughter's walk in wardrobe. After I kill it I read that they hatch 20 to 30 eggs. I hope there are not 19 to 29 left in my house.

And despite all the big black angry clouds today, no rain on the GC.

Farkn hell dude! You have that many snake hanging around you, Id swear you were Patch!

[John Corey]

Snake update. 30 min ago found a little red belly black snake in my daughter's walk in wardrobe. After I kill it I read that they hatch 20 to 30 eggs. I hope there are not 19 to 29 left in my house.

And despite all the big black angry clouds today, no rain on the GC.

Farkn hell dude! You have that many snake hanging around you, Id swear you were Patch!

LOL. I just did a Bear Grylls and checked downstairs, pooping myself the entire time. I am petrified of snakes. At least it wasn't a brown this time.
Stuffed if I know how they get in.

[Guest]

LOL. I just did a Bear Grylls and checked downstairs, pooping myself the entire time. I am petrified of snakes. At least it wasn't a brown this time.
Stuffed if I know how they get in.

Get the rentokil people out dude!

Good luck JC.

[Guest]

LOL. I just did a Bear Grylls and checked downstairs, pooping myself the entire time. I am petrified of snakes. At least it wasn't a brown this time.
Stuffed if I know how they get in.

its always the things youre scared of isnt it JC?
a few years back, id come home from school and every so often, i'd find a wasp or two buzzing around my lounge room.
i was (and still am) terrified of bees and wasps, and would have to get someone else to kill it for me
i could NOT stand the little buggers!

[kurtsherlock6]

its always the things youre scared of isnt it JC?
a few years back, id come home from school and every so often, i'd find a wasp or two buzzing around my lounge room.
i was (and still am) terrified of bees and wasps, and would have to get someone else to kill it for me
i could NOT stand the little buggers!

What happened to your self imposed 7 day ban?

[Guest]

What happened to your self imposed 7 day ban?

starts tomorrow.

[stsae]

Keep dancing mate. I heard them say yesterday that it would rain for 3 days. Can't see it. My tanks hold 120k litres. My home is 80 square so the roof is massive. 3 days of good rain and they are full. So get going twinkle toes

JC can I stop dancing brother???

It hasn't farking stopped here for days.

That tanks gotta be full. I'm letting water out of my pool now, never fails.

[chook 56]

JC can I stop dancing brother???

It hasn't farking stopped here for days.

That tanks gotta be full. I'm letting water out of my pool now, never fails.

Are we there yet?

[stsae]

Are we there yet?

Ask JC, he's da man in da sky after all maaaaaaate.