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    Ralphy sent me this email today and a pic

    Hello SC I hope this note finds you and your pizza oven well. This ban has given me time to reflect and I now see the error in my ways.

    I would like to apologise for my misguided and unfounded views and posts in regards to SBW, I now sit here and write this genuine letter of apology in my signed SBW jersey which I have had SBW placed on the back.

    I just don’t know what came over me I was consumed by delusional thoughts but I have Mickey to thank for sending me medication and now I am clear.

    I believe that the SBW signing is the greatest in the history of the club, I believe he will win the Dally M and if I may also be so bold to add I believe he should Captain of the club.

    I would like to apologise to the goat who I now see as a son and a very heartfelt apology Teriyaki chicken boy for being abusive misguided and a bad man, stay golden chicken boy I am here for you brother I loive you!

    I have been spending my time ridding my custom bike around the mean streets of Amsterdam in tears thinking about the pen and SBW, eating hot dogs for lunch and stopping along the way for some chocolate and yellow pearl relief..... PS can you send me some cash?

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    By pure chance Mickey also sent me an email and a pic today!!

    Dear SC I hope this note finds you and your 70inch LCD 3D TV well. I have been spending my time watching the dark knight as I model myself on the joker. I have been smashing cases of tooheys old poor Shelly is getting blisters opening cans.
    We are having a big party tonight with 20 couples over and a big bowl for the car keys . Bring your missus ur welcome! We will be doing pigs on the spit my favourite.

    on the roosters david gallop and Dymock will be coach thurstin front row and sean galick to give up the pies and make a come back along with Ruban to play FB.

    Re the pen I have nothing to apologise for, wud I do, ur all carnts shirt lifters and bike riders.

    Bring some smokes when u come over tonight and get stuffed.

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    Last edited by SConcierge; 02-02-2013, 02:52 PM. Reason: ur muther
    " A man can only walk as far as he can see"

  • #2
    LMFAO brilliant.

    I hope the Mods keep this one going so the boys see it upon their return.



    The FlogPen .

    You know it makes sense.

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    • #3
      thanks, a nice giigle for me mid of the day!

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      • #4
        Sorry Ralph I cant send u any cash, Mickey I cant come over I am doing the V05 hot oil on my hair.
        " A man can only walk as far as he can see"

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        • #5
          how do we know they will return?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by kegs1 View Post
            how do we know they will return?
            They'll be back, dont worry about that mate.
            Originally posted by turk-283
            Kurt 79 - Kags 0..

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            • #7
              Haha love it
              I hope the boys get well rested and come back with all guns blazing.
              SC, I think you will be in for some stick in a couple of days time mate

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              • #8
                Ralphy is probably waiting for someone like myself to really give him a hard time about this banning. Funniest thing is knowing how he will do anything to get the last word in during any exchange and knowing that Chris has got him suited up in a gimp suit with the gag so tight its choking him. Enjoying your banning son and I hear there is a great forum at this site; sonny-bill-rules@awesome.com

                P.S. Sorry Ralph my heart wasn't really in it but I felt obliged considering the circumstance. I'm sure you understand.

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                • #9
                  Mickey just tweeted that he and the goat are tired of chasing ralphy around on is special bike while vacationing in amsterdam, ralphy said they will both get a go while he prepares a sausage fest for dinner.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kurtsherlock6:275941
                    Originally posted by kegs1 View Post
                    how do we know they will return?
                    They'll be back, dont worry about that mate.
                    Yes ralf particularly is addicted to this thing... Mickey would find other distractions if he had to.
                    #We Stand with ourJewish community#

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                    • #11
                      Ralph cracks me up. I enjoy his posts.
                      Embrace the Hate! JC

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                      • #12
                        My guess is they are both tearing it up in opposition forums.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Jaggers View Post
                          My guess is they are both tearing it up in opposition forums.
                          Or tearing up each other.
                          Originally posted by turk-283
                          Kurt 79 - Kags 0..

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                          • #14
                            When are the boys back and how long before they hi-jack another thread with all there seat pole banter. wonder if we can start a countdown

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                            • #15
                              Ralphy email me and said go SBW on Friday, Mickey is on his 10th set of keys and being treated for anal warts
                              " A man can only walk as far as he can see"

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