Confessions! Humour only...

[Guest]

I'm not prepared to go first..

[stephenj]

i used to like to fart in scrums

[Guest]

i used to like to fart in scrums

My eyes are burning..

[Guest]

I once nailed a 56 year old.....When I was 17.

[Guest]

I once nailed a 56 year old.....When I was 17.

Jesus was nailed in 0, so that would make you 2030 years old? You are a champion!

[Guest]

I once nailed a 56 year old.....When I was 17.

Jesus was nailed in 0, so that would make you 2030 years old? You are a champion!

The thought of it makes me cringe to this day.

She was a good sport and taught a young Greedz a thing or two though!

[Guest]

The thought of it makes me cringe to this day.

She was a good sport and taught a young Greedz a thing or two though!

Kick boxer or journey women?

[theGman]

The thought of it makes me cringe to this day.She was a good sport and taught a young Greedz a thing or two though!

Greeds, God rest her soul, i'm guessing she has probably passed by now. On the flipside you did a good deed....your encounter would have left her a very satisfied senior with very fond memories. I can only imagine her showing off when recounting the story to her bingo mates then later on her nursing home pals Poor thing, nobody would have believed her, not even the nurses LOL.

[Johnny.]

I was once a member of the ALP.

[stephenj]

i still am and proudly so, im also a member of the chookpen alsp proudly so

[Guest]

The thought of it makes me cringe to this day.She was a good sport and taught a young Greedz a thing or two though!

Greeds, God rest her soul, i'm guessing she has probably passed by now. On the flipside you did a good deed....your encounter would have left her a very satisfied senior with very fond memories. I can only imagine her showing off when recounting the story to her bingo mates then later on her nursing home pals Poor thing, nobody would have believed her, not even the nurses LOL.

I reckon she'd still be kickin'.

She probably didn't tell a soul because she's cringing more than me!

[Kingsgrove-Loiner]

I once got nicked for pissing up Marks and Spencer's window in Wigan.

[Guest]

In high school my mates and I filled Michael Buettners petrol tank with water. Silly bastard came to school for a coaching clinic and left the cover open to the tank. We just couldn't help ourselves, boys will be boys, especially at Blacktown

[SConcierge]

we use to hang out at the local park at night when i was 17, one of the local mums that use to train on her bike took a shine to me around 35 so I took good care of her by months end she did all the boys, word got round and car loads of guys would cruise the area from suburbs all over sydney looking for the night rider. Anyhow one of the boys fell in love with her and married her lol

we then moved up the road and use to hang out on a guys front fence next to the local shop he had a cracking daughter, to this day I could never work out why such a stunning girl would get in the car so we could line up, you guessed it one of the boys fell in love with her lol

[Guest]

Ok, Ok, I have a few.....


I steal from the chemist.

I've never seen Star Wars.

I text while I'm driving.

I don't flush at parties.

I dabble in arson.

I love polystyrene.

I voted for Howard.

I leave without paying.

I j-walk.

I litter.

I love Mel and Cochie.

I jerk off on Twitter.

I don't wear a helmet.

I wear women's shoes.

I slept with Turk's grandma,

but he's slept with his grandma too.



I cry watching Oprah.

I pose nude for Playboy.

I trained with the Taliban.

I can't drive a manual car.

I slap ugly children.

I break wind on aeroplanes.

I organise cockfights.

I piss in the spa.

I rarely use condoms.

I throw rocks at traffic.

I spread salmonella.

I tell my accountant I'm semi-retired and

I pay cash in hand cos my visa's expired.