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  • #16
    I like Gladiator movies
    Written and published on behalf of the Liberal Party, Queensland

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Greedy666 View Post
      I once nailed a 56 year old.....When I was 17.
      lol@granny banger Greeds.

      17 and about to hit the peak of your powers and you're stickin it to ol' Ethel Johnson in the school canteen store room for a free choccy moove and a pineapple donut lol.....too funny

      Is it true that at 50+ they go past cougar status and are labeled Hyenas?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Ulick Varange View Post
        lol@granny banger Greeds.

        17 and about to hit the peak of your powers and you're stickin it to ol' Ethel Johnson in the school canteen store room for a free choccy moove and a pineapple donut lol.....too funny

        Is it true that at 50+ they go past cougar status and are labeled Hyenas?
        Read the fine print mate... Twaz a chocolate donut..

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        • #19
          Coming down from a very very big w/end at a Souffs match in the late 80's (maybe) and i think it was Steve Mavin who scored at the death to get the vermin home which left Ulick and mates trudging back to Central station in a very foul mood. Car loads of laughing, horn blowing, flag waving Souffs fans creeping slowly by in the traffic weren't helping matters and when one of the Vermtards whacked me over the back of the head with a flag from a moving car, that was it.
          It only took a few strides to catch the car in the traffic where i proceeded to drag the driver from the vehicle and hand out some rough Rooster justice. Hed had enough in quick time and people were getting out of their cars to see what was goin on so we legged it towards the station and pulled up after a few hundred metres.
          mates: Wtf were you doing belting that guy?
          UV: What do you mean, you didnt see that carnt in the car whack me in the head with the flag?
          mates: Yes Ulick, but that was the wrong car.
          UV:

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          • #20
            Originally posted by turk-283 View Post
            Read the fine print mate... Twaz a chocolate donut..
            Im confused, you're saying Greeds had a crack at Ethel's chocolate donut?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by ulick varange View Post
              im confused, you're saying greeds had a crack at ethel's chocolate donut? :d
              ahaha! That's gold!!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Ulick Varange:324525
                Originally posted by Greedy666 View Post
                I once nailed a 56 year old.....When I was 17.
                lol@granny banger Greeds.

                17 and about to hit the peak of your powers and you're stickin it to ol' Ethel Johnson in the school canteen store room for a free choccy moove and a pineapple donut lol.....too funny

                Is it true that at 50+ they go past cougar status and are labeled Hyenas?
                Come to think of it, she did laugh at me...

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                • #23
                  id feel i was nailing a young lady if i get a 56 year old thgese days!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Greedy666 View Post
                    I once nailed a 56 year old.....When I was 17.
                    Was her name Mrs Robinson ?

                    Last edited by horrie hastings; 08-09-2013, 05:44 PM.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Ulick Varange View Post
                      Coming down from a very very big w/end at a Souffs match in the late 80's (maybe) and i think it was Steve Mavin who scored at the death to get the vermin home which left Ulick and mates trudging back to Central station in a very foul mood. Car loads of laughing, horn blowing, flag waving Souffs fans creeping slowly by in the traffic weren't helping matters and when one of the Vermtards whacked me over the back of the head with a flag from a moving car, that was it.
                      It only took a few strides to catch the car in the traffic where i proceeded to drag the driver from the vehicle and hand out some rough Rooster justice. Hed had enough in quick time and people were getting out of their cars to see what was goin on so we legged it towards the station and pulled up after a few hundred metres.
                      mates: Wtf were you doing belting that guy?
                      UV: What do you mean, you didnt see that carnt in the car whack me in the head with the flag?
                      mates: Yes Ulick, but that was the wrong car.
                      UV:
                      Guilty by association UV, all vermin supporters need a good slappin at some point

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Ulick Varange View Post
                        Im confused, you're saying Greeds had a crack at Ethel's chocolate donut?
                        In an around about way..

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Greedy666 View Post
                          I once nailed a 56 year old.....When I was 17.
                          lol....I was once a $ouff$ fan!!!............................................ .....................................just kidding
                          Originally posted by boogie

                          "There's a lot of people competing for title of dumbest chookpen member such as Tommy S, Rusty, Johnny, ROC, Tobin but without a doubt you are the worst, youre thick as a brick christ this is the dumbest thing I've read in a long time you should go back to supporting the panthers"

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                          • #28
                            I used to leave notes on the neighbours verandahs who had thier milk delivered and order extra's, flavoured milk and custard, then wait for the milkman to leave and then collect my delivery before daylight..

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                            • #29
                              Neville Glover was our family baby sitter... True story!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by turk-283 View Post
                                Neville Glover was our family baby sitter... True story!
                                I used to have a Nifty Nev poster on my wall. He was a police officer..
                                "Those who care about you can hear you, even when you are quiet" - Steve Maraboli

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