Testicle biting Fish found in South America

[SConcierge]

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/s...-1226694923868

At least we've found where Sam Burgess got the idea.

thats tame check this one out

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/hom...-1226689510173

THIS story's a real balltearer.



A 39-year-old US man, who is paralysed from the waist down, recently adopted a "small, white, fluffy" stray dog to be his loving companion.

The new relationship went swimmingly for about three weeks, until the dog chewed off one of his new owner's testicles.

Said owner awoke at 7:45am on Monday morning to a "burning pain" in his midsection, reports KAIT8.com.

Looking down, he noticed that "the dog had eaten one of his testicles". The dog was still between his legs with blood on its muzzle and teeth.

Luckily, as the man told police, he has no feeling whatsoever from the waist down. Hey, you have to find the silver lining in these situations.

Police had the dog euthanised at a local vet, and its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies. Yes, just its head, because the day's events weren't gruesome enough already.

The man didn't know whether the dog had been vaccinated.

He was taken to the aptly named St Bernard's Regional Medical Centre for treatment.

[Johnny.]

thats tame check this one out

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/hom...-1226689510173

Woof bloody woof.

[theGman]

thats tame check this one out

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/hom...-1226689510173

THIS story's a real balltearer.

A 39-year-old US man, who is paralysed from the waist down, recently adopted a "small, white, fluffy" stray dog to be his loving companion.
The new relationship went swimmingly for about three weeks, until the dog chewed off one of his new owner's testicles.
Said owner awoke at 7:45am on Monday morning to a "burning pain" in his midsection, reports KAIT8.com.
Looking down, he noticed that "the dog had eaten one of his testicles". The dog was still between his legs with blood on its muzzle and teeth.
Luckily, as the man told police, he has no feeling whatsoever from the waist down. Hey, you have to find the silver lining in these situations.
Police had the dog euthanised at a local vet, and its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies. Yes, just its head, because the day's events weren't gruesome enough already.
The man didn't know whether the dog had been vaccinated.
He was taken to the aptly named St Bernard's Regional Medical Centre for treatment.

Joel Monaghan would have a boner after reading that.

[Guest]

Joel Monaghan would have a boner after reading that.

Joel and his pal..

[Johnny.]

Joel Monaghan would have a boner after reading that.

I've got videos that I know of (have had to sell at one point during my misbegotten and misanthropic life.)

[SConcierge]

Joel Monaghan would have a boner after reading that.

who could forget that lololol

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[Guest]

Just came across this pic of one of those nasty fish about to nut up.

[Johnny.]

Amazing new photo of dick biting man found.



http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/...-1226708615930

[Guest]

Amazing new photo of dick biting man found.



http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/...-1226708615930

No doubt, Certain males would pay for the experience..

[chook 56]

No doubt, Certain males would pay for the experience..

i'm sure Johnny could get you the contact details, my son.

[Guest]

i'm sure Johnny could get you the contact details, my son.

I don't think john boy is that way inclined dad!

[chook 56]

I don't think john boy is that way inclined dad!

I don't think Johnny cares which way the current flows, my boy.

[Guest]

I don't think Johnny cares which way the current flows, my boy.

Thanks for the tip dad..

[Johnny.]

I don't think Johnny cares which way the current flows, my boy.

I am all things to all men.