The Official 2009 Chookpen Awards

[The General]

This went down like a lead balloon on The Wall. Speaking to supermario a few weeks back he agreed it might fair better on this site.

[The General]

Hello fellow Chookpenners. Our season has officially come to an end and it's time for our "1st Annual Chookpen Awards".

Have fun.



1. Who is your favourite Chookpenner?

2. Who is the funniest Chookpenner?

3. Which Chookpenner do you respect the most?

4. Who is the most annoying Chookpenner?

5. Which Chookpenner would you most like to meet?

6. Who is the best new Chookpenner?

7. Who has made the best return to "The Chookpen"?

8. Which Chookpenner do you miss the most?

9. Who is the most credible non-Rooster Chookpenner?

10. What was the best thread or post this year?

11. What was the funniest thread or post this year?

12. What was the worst thread or post this year?

13. What was the worst/dumbest rumour this year?

14. What was the best poll posted this year?

15. What was the best "Off-Topic Chat" post?

16. Which two Chookpenners had the best stoush this year?

17. Which two Chookpenners earned the "Get a Room Award" this year?

18. Who has got the best avatar?

19. Who has got the worst avatar?

20. Who has got the freakiest post signature?

[The General]

I haven't spent as much time on THECHOOKPEN this year as I should have but here were my answers from The Wall just to refresh your memory as to how it works.....

1. Who is your favourite Wallster? phantom & redwhiteblue

2. Who is the funniest Wallster? Hawkeye (Still)

3. Which Wallster do you respect the most? The Brain

4. Who is the most annoying Wallster? morleythemauler

5. Which Wallster would you most like to meet? radcone

6. Who is the best new Wallster? Teenarm Terrorwrist

7. Who has made the best return to "The Wall"? Walshie

8. Which Wallster do you miss the most? Bruce Lee

9. Who is the most credible non-Rooster Wallster? N/A these days

10. What was the best thread or post this year? Something Massive is Going to Happen (Merged)

11. What was the funniest thread or post this year? Bird Wanting to Become a Rooster

12. What was the worst thread or post this year? Myles in deep poo.... literally (Merged) (Saddest)

13. What was the worst/dumbest rumour this year? Pearce to Manly

14. What was the best poll posted this year? Do you really want Todd Carney at the Roosters?

15. What was the best "Away from the Game" post? Old Fart Rant

16. Which two Wallsters had the best stoush this year? Danish & morleythemauler (Best I could do on short notice)

17. Which two Wallsters earned the "Get a Room Award" this year? stephenj & all female Wallsters.

18. Who has got the best avatar? stephenj

19. Who has got the worst avatar? Tom Arber (scary!)

20. Who has got the freakiest post signature? Tones (What the......?)

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[Guest]

1. Who is your favourite Chookpenner? STSAE

2. Who is the funniest Chookpenner? Roosterfarian

3. Which Chookpenner do you respect the most? Supermario

4. Who is the most annoying Chookpenner? sirgamble and tricolourchook (or whatever that blokes name was) - effing dribblers.

5. Which Chookpenner would you most like to meet? Roosterfarian

6. Who is the best new Chookpenner? footy - he knows what hes talking about

7. Who has made the best return to "The Chookpen"? OVP

8. Which Chookpenner do you miss the most? willo - bring back that tosser, I'm ready for him, Round 2!

9. Who is the most credible non-Rooster Chookpenner? Imadog

10. What was the best thread or post this year? 2010 Thread - by footy

11. What was the funniest thread or post this year? 'How long until Nerd Roosterman realizes every Roosters fan is here' - by trewhella

12. What was the worst thread or post this year? 'bunch of spastics' - by theo

13. What was the worst/dumbest rumour this year? Hayne to Roosters, or Pearce to Manly

14. What was the best poll posted this year? don't know

15. What was the best "Off-Topic Chat" post? 'Jokes' - by shadow

16. Which two Chookpenners had the best stoush this year? phantom/fatcontroller vs Soliola The Monster - cheating with three, but they fired up!

17. Which two Chookpenners earned the "Get a Room Award" this year? don't know

18. Who has got the best avatar? melon... - the choking St Merge!

19. Who has got the worst avatar? The Anus - just nasty

20. Who has got the freakiest post signature? don't know

[Guest]

1. Who is your favourite Chookpenner? The Mack

2. Who is the funniest Chookpenner?
STATSE (i think thats how you spell it, sorry if i am wrong)

3. Which Chookpenner do you respect the most? The Mack + Supermario

4. Who is the most annoying Chookpenner? SirGamble (something like that)

5. Which Chookpenner would you most like to meet? Not sure

6. Who is the best new Chookpenner? Not Sure

7. Who has made the best return to "The Chookpen"? I have no idea since i havn't been on this forum very long

8. Which Chookpenner do you miss the most? None?

9. Who is the most credible non-Rooster Chookpenner? LOL. not sure

10. What was the best thread or post this year? 2010 thread and the thread about player contract (not sure what the second one was called)

11. What was the funniest thread or post this year? Not sure

12. What was the worst thread or post this year? Not sure

13. What was the worst/dumbest rumour this year? Pearce to Manly and Joel Moon to Roosters (i think that rumor is over?)

14. What was the best poll posted this year? Not sure

15. What was the best "Off-Topic Chat" post? jokes

16. Which two Chookpenners had the best stoush this year? not sure

17. Which two Chookpenners earned the "Get a Room Award" this year? Urm. Everyone in the Chookpen and some st merge fag

18. Who has got the best avatar? Not Sure

19. Who has got the worst avatar? Prob Anus that i know of

20. Who has got the freakiest post signature? Not sure


Sorry people that i did alot of "Not Sures". I really am not sure

[Guest]

I forgot about willo. What a sourpuss he was.

[Guest]

1. Who is your favourite Chookpenner? Everyone but supermario is theee bestest.

2. Who is the funniest Chookpenner? Backwards... for his imagination and MDNF...so witty.

3. Which Chookpenner do you respect the most? Pump, The General, supermario, MDNF, phantom and Kingbilly.

4. Who is the most annoying Chookpenner? tricolourchook or sirgamble. Ok, both.

5. Which Chookpenner would you most like to meet? horrie hastings, still and my handbag, MDNF.

6. Who is the best new Chookpenner? I don't know, there's heaps of new forum folk here.

7. Who has made the best return to "The Chookpen"? melon...

8. Which Chookpenner do you miss the most? If he was still around, I know spanner would definitely have joined us here.

9. Who is the most credible non-Rooster Chookpenner? theo? BAHHHH.

10. What was the best thread or post this year? Puff the Magic Dragon...

11. What was the funniest thread or post this year? See above. OR bunch of spastics.

12. What was the worst thread or post this year? Any thread that required us to discuss our on-field performances.

13. What was the worst/dumbest rumour this year? Roosters chasing Hayne. Yeah ****ing right, in our wildest fantasies maybe.

14. What was the best poll posted this year? N/A

15. What was the best "Off-Topic Chat" post? Ask A Question etc etc.

16. Which two Wallsters had the best stoush this year? theo/dragons trolls versus all the Chookpenners.

17. Which two Wallsters earned the "Get a Room Award" this year? NOBODY. And usually it's me. Come on guys, help a Lauren out.

18. Who has got the best avatar? Me.

19. Who has got the worst avatar? Oh that Souffs troll...the one with the bare, hairy gorilla ass.

20. Who has got the freakiest post signature? ...

[Guest]

spanner is still around.

[Guest]

spanner is still around.

There was another spanner before him who sadly is no longer with us.

[TheLoneRooster]

OK, I'll play, even though this is a tad indulgent.

1. Who is your favourite Chookpenner?
Gee, tough one, so many to choose from so I'll go with the first thing that popped into my mind because he makes me laugh - stsae

2. Who is the funniest Chookpenner?
The Pump when he's on fire and pasting trolls. Otherwise, stsae for pure consistency.

3. Which Chookpenner do you respect the most?
Umm, respect, I'll say Johnny Bravo.

4. Who is the most annoying Chookpenner?
I found MattO, sirgamble, tricolourchook, theo and RedV65 particularly irksome.

5. Which Chookpenner would you most like to meet?
All of you, even those I don't agree with.

6. Who is the best new Chookpenner?
That's tough because they might not be new but I have to say footy.

7. Who has made the best return to "The Chookpen"?
past glory

8. Which Chookpenner do you miss the most?
A fellow called "Bring Back The Yack" - knew his stuff that one.

9. Who is the most credible non-Rooster Chookpenner?
Easy, Imadog by streets.

10. What was the best thread or post this year?
The ones that followed a Roosters win - I know, they were rare.

11. What was the funniest thread or post this year?
Yes, I agree, "bunch of spastics".

12. What was the worst thread or post this year?
Many of sirgamble's would rate here.

13. What was the worst/dumbest rumour this year?
Shackleton to remain a Rooster.

14. What was the best poll posted this year?
Carney - yes or no or something like that.

15. What was the best "Off-Topic Chat" post?
Answer a question, ask a question.

16. Which two Chookpenners had the best stoush this year?
sirgamble versus stsae

17. Which two Chookpenners earned the "Get a Room Award" this year?
NFI

18. Who has got the best avatar?
Maggie's "Attempting to give a damn" one - so clever.
Tom Ace's Bulldogs/Broncos hybrid logo is also good.
The Brain's Scarface one is different but disturbing.
I had one of Monica Bellucci for a few days that I had to remove because it scrambled a few brain cells.

19. Who has got the worst avatar?
Hugh Jorgan's original avatar that Muz punted - the big hirsute guy lying on the bed.

20. Who has got the freakiest post signature?
tricolourchook for out and out spamming

[Guest]

thought i might bring this back for a few bored chookpenners?

[Guest]

Hello fellow Chookpenners. Our season has officially come to an end and it's time for our "1st Annual Chookpen Awards". 2012 version!

Have fun.



1. Who is your favourite Chookpenner?
favourite would have to be stsae.

2. Who is the funniest Chookpenner?
lickey mane is pretty fun when we go tag team against the goat.

3. Which Chookpenner do you respect the most?
respect? probably redwhiteblue because she is a woman and we have to repsect women now.

4. Who is the most annoying Chookpenner?
the goat and fowl dead heat this one. but seeing as the fowl is banned, there is nothing more annoying than lemon juice in your eye.

5. Which Chookpenner would you most like to meet?
filthyralph, ive always imagined that he would look like the bloke in his avatar.

6. Who is the best new Chookpenner?
dont know too many new ones, the only one ive really noticed is fowl and he annoyed the shitouttame

7. Who has made the best return to "The Chookpen"?

8. Which Chookpenner do you miss the most?
definately MRIHK

9. Who is the most credible non-Rooster Chookpenner?
imadog. still running around.

10. What was the best thread or post this year?
The one where MRIHK went haywire.

11. What was the funniest thread or post this year?
where brain asked why the team list wasnt up when we had the bye.

12. What was the worst thread or post this year?
anything started by fowl or lemon goat

13. What was the worst/dumbest rumour this year?
sbw to the roosters

14. What was the best poll posted this year?

15. What was the best "Off-Topic Chat" post?
best feeds in sydney

16. Which two Chookpenners had the best stoush this year?
i remember when roosterboy(banned) made this incredibly racist thread, and about 20 different people jumped on him.

17. Which two Chookpenners earned the "Get a Room Award" this year?
malivai smith and whoever went rhough extensive background research to prove sh didnt exist.

18. Who has got the best avatar?
Mickey has had some good ones of late.

19. Who has got the worst avatar?
PWN

20. Who has got the freakiest post signature?

fowl. reckons the place would be empty without him. had no idea that no one would miss him.

[redwhiteblue]

1. Who is your favourite Chookpenner? I'm not telling you lot. They know who they are anyway..

2. Who is the funniest Chookpenner? Lemon Goat by far. I'd really like to know more about this Danielle Anderson lady who is supposed to be an ideal coach for our Toyota Cup side.

3. Which Chookpenner do you respect the most? I believe we should all respect one another on here, regardless of whether or not we agree on topics.

4. Who is the most annoying Chookpenner? Too many to mention sadly

5. Which Chookpenner would you most like to meet? Novice Chook so we talk about movies and music more. She seems like a smart lady much like myself so we have a lot in common.

6. Who is the best new Chookpenner? This question is near impossible for me to answer because of all the split personalities on here.

7. Who has made the best return to "The Chookpen"? Radcone starring with us now as Andrew Walker. Hi buddy!

8. Which Chookpenner do you miss the most? Tones but I'm friends with him anyway. I just miss our music threads.

9. Who is the most credible non-Rooster Chookpenner? That's a contradiction in terms..

10. What was the best thread or post this year? Danish stating that Jake made eleventy billion tackles.

11. What was the funniest thread or post this year? Anything started by Lemon Goat

12. What was the worst thread or post this year? Anything degrading women, animals or my friends.

13. What was the worst/dumbest rumour this year? Anything involving Craig Bellamy..ugh, my skin crawls as I type its name..

14. What was the best poll posted this year? Nothing springs to mind sadly as most are just negative or pointless.

15. What was the best "Off-Topic Chat" post? Any of the music or food threads.

16. Which two Chookpenners had the best stoush this year? I don't enjoy reading people's arguments. Grow up or get out.

17. Which two Chookpenners earned the "Get a Room Award" this year? Oh, now that's just vulgar so I'm not answering that question.

18. Who has got the best avatar? Me..after a year of living in Melboring, the winner is Syderney!

19. Who has got the worst avatar? that hairy man

20. Who has got the freakiest post signature? Filthy Ralph.