Have you ever stolen anything?

[Guest]

I live by the old.. "if it ain't bolted down" I'm about to build another shed..

[horrie hastings]

I've stolen plenty of hearts over the years

[ChookMaster]

Ive stolen alot of virginitys. Or does that sound too pedo-ish

[Johnny.]

I stole a pen from the President's desk in the White House when I was 10.

Ronald Reagan never knew.

[Guest]

I used to steal a few of the old mans gaspers every now and then, that was about it.

[Guest]

A friend of mine once saw an older chap walking around an oval collecting golf balls he had been hitting. He took the opportunity to steal the poor old blokes unattended golf bag complete with clubs. He runs off with it, stops around the corner to check out his newly aquired kit, only to find out they were left handed clubs. Do you feel sad for the old guy who is now clubless?

There is a happy ending to this story. He ran back past and chucked the bag back on the oval about a 100m from the old guy.

[Guest]

Ive stolen alot of virginitys. Or does that sound too pedo-ish

I guess it does a little. Also of noted concern is the stolen (to take without permission or right) element.

But we get it, it's all just a joke and a bit of fun....right?

Hahaha

[ChookMaster]

Ive stolen alot of virginitys. Or does that sound too pedo-ish

I guess it does a little. Also of noted concern is the stolen (to take without permission or right) element.

But we get it, it's all just a joke and a bit of fun....right?

Hahaha

yes! Of course its a joke. I am not that sort of person

[Johnny.]

yes! Of course its a joke. I am not that sort of person

That's not what your most significant female relative told me.