I am not sure how this will come across but a mate of mine had to catch the train home yesterday evening as he had a few during the cup. He rarely catches the train and as he went along, he was texting me providing updates....
This is a re-enactment of one mans journey on City Rail on a hot Tuesday afternoon after a few schooners:
As he waits at Central station he wonders if all of the people on the platform will actually be able to fit on the train. He sees the train pull in and concludes that they will not. He boards the train and finds it a somewhat tight squeeze.
He then begins to comment on the whole experience via text messages:
Should I be happy that I am actually on the train even though I didn't get a seat?
Why is everyone so sweaty?
How far into the journey do the hostesses start serving the meals?
I informed him that the air conditioning vents are like the "Free offer" emails you get. A little misleading....
Yes. It is very deceptive. My eyeballs are sweating, Is that a normal reaction to train travel?
**** it is hot in this train
The meagre air leakage through the crack between the doors is cooler than that coming from the air conditioning vents. Is that normal?
The train has stopped at Strathfield. They just let more sweaty ****s on. This is a joke. I am about to expire.
It is hot, bullshit hot. The train is full. Why does it stop to let more people on?
I got a seat. We just left Hornsby.
I made it. Why does the express train take 2 hours 15 mins from Central to Tuggerah?
I read a number of these texts in one hit and I had tears in my eyes and my head was hurting. Even typing this out I had to take a break so I didn't look like an idiot at work..
JL
This is a re-enactment of one mans journey on City Rail on a hot Tuesday afternoon after a few schooners:
As he waits at Central station he wonders if all of the people on the platform will actually be able to fit on the train. He sees the train pull in and concludes that they will not. He boards the train and finds it a somewhat tight squeeze.
He then begins to comment on the whole experience via text messages:
Should I be happy that I am actually on the train even though I didn't get a seat?
Why is everyone so sweaty?
How far into the journey do the hostesses start serving the meals?
I informed him that the air conditioning vents are like the "Free offer" emails you get. A little misleading....
Yes. It is very deceptive. My eyeballs are sweating, Is that a normal reaction to train travel?
**** it is hot in this train
The meagre air leakage through the crack between the doors is cooler than that coming from the air conditioning vents. Is that normal?
The train has stopped at Strathfield. They just let more sweaty ****s on. This is a joke. I am about to expire.
It is hot, bullshit hot. The train is full. Why does it stop to let more people on?
I got a seat. We just left Hornsby.
I made it. Why does the express train take 2 hours 15 mins from Central to Tuggerah?
I read a number of these texts in one hit and I had tears in my eyes and my head was hurting. Even typing this out I had to take a break so I didn't look like an idiot at work..
JL
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