Stimulus Package.

[Guest]

Please add log to the list of words Lauren can't say without giggling.

[Guest]

Please add log to the list of words Lauren can't say without giggling.

can we add "nickisaliberal"

[Guest]

The stimulus package is getting closer folks.

Thailand, here I come.

[Guest]

I need stimulation Loz.......

Bills to pay and all that........

[Guest]

I think everyone needs a little stimulus phants.

[Guest]

I am going to spend mine on getting the ceiling redone at my place. I will get a plasterer in.

Does that detract or add to the tone of the thread?

[Kingbilly]

I am not surprised John that you are spending your money getting plastered

[Guest]

If you want a stimulus package just look at my aviator.' Be warned'' it might be over stimulating and cause inflation

If inflation occurs just look towards Julia Gillard. Deflation will promptly follow.

[horrie hastings]

Mine just went on a new computer

[Guest]

If you want a stimulus package just look at my aviator.' Be warned'' it might be over stimulating and cause inflation

If inflation occurs just look towards Julia Gillard. Deflation will promptly follow.

No, I enjoy looking at a beautiful woman as much as the next person, and Pamela Anderson is anything but stimulating........

Dear oh dear men are funny creatures.......they worship big fake breasts above all else........

[Guest]

Not all of them do phants, just the ones not worth bothering with.

[Guest]

Stimulus Payment Information.
“This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new
program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgin.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set or some such
thing, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Australian economy by spending your
stimulus cheque wisely:
If you spend that money at Kmart, all the money will go to China .
If you spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India .
If you buy a car it will go to Japan .
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan .
And none of it will help the Australian economy.
We need to keep that money here in Australia. You can keep the money in Australia by spending
it at garage sales, going to a cricket match or footy game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer
and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses that may still be
owned by Aussies.
Thank you all Australians,
Your mate,
K.RUDD.

[Guest]

Not all of them do phants, just the ones not worth bothering with.

True Lauren, some of them are connoisseurs of the very real breasts and more importantly real woman........

[Guest]

If you want a stimulus package just look at my aviator.' Be warned'' it might be over stimulating and cause inflation

If inflation occurs just look towards Julia Gillard. Deflation will promptly follow.

Where is Julia Gillard when you need her your avatar is giving me Hyper inflation

[Billy Gunn]

So.......has anyone been stimulated yet ?