Jason and the chocolate factory

Lol.....Well it seems that Mr Akermanis has rattled the pc sensibilities of the mainstream media and their assorted lick spittles today.

Personally i dont care which stable you choose to park your Pony but ive never ever slept with a gay man.........but ive kissed a bloke who has!

Big Jase does have a point though, there are many kids out there who would be emotionally scarred if they were to find out that their footy heroes engaged in any back door shenanigans at the half time break or who after an end of game shower ( and optional back scrub ), slipped into a crotchless leather outfit and headed off to the Exchange ( is that place still goin? ) with a nail artist called Julian!

Could you imagine the horror of finding out that Horrie Hastings dung funnel was not a one way street !? Or that Adrian Morleys real nickname was the chutney ferret !!? What about hearing that Freddy enjoyed more than the occasional weekend fishing for brown trout!?

We need to stand with Aker and round up the escapees already roaming free with the heteros and put them all back in the closet where they belong. Im open to ideas on what we do with the closet after that.

[stsae]

GOLD.

You know mate youve opened the can and the worms will be all over you soon enough.

Bloody funny farker.

Im taking the 5th though, soft yes, but im gonna watch this one from afar.

[Guest]

I guess from a male perspective I could see it being troubling for them but as a female, if Morley or Fittler came out tomorrow and told everyone they were gay, it wouldn't bother me.

It's not like I ever had a chance in the first place.

[Guest]

poofs should stay private poofs nobody needs to know theyre poo pokers why do they come out announce there gay anyway who cares keep that shit licking behind the bedroom door or in the shed if you from newcastle

[Guest]

I was discussing this with my boyfriend this morning in bed & we both came to the same conclusion...

Those dirty donuts should stay in the closet...They sicken us..

Now off to the Taxi for some Cosmo's

[Guest]

poofs should stay private poofs nobody needs to know theyre poo pokers why do they come out announce there gay anyway who cares keep that shit licking behind the bedroom door or in the shed if you from newcastle

Even if you're fishing, I think you should go and throw yourself off the nearest cliff just to be safe.

[Kingbilly]

I thought all AFL players were gay

[Guest]

Even if you're fishing, I think you should go and throw yourself off the nearest cliff just to be safe.

what do you mean about fishing gay people shouldnt be come out announcing there gay nobody needs to know about it keep that private

[stsae]

I thought all AFL players were gay

gAyFL.

[Guest]

what do you mean about fishing gay people shouldnt be come out announcing there gay nobody needs to know about it keep that private

By that logic, we heterosexuals should also not discuss our sexual orientation, sexual escapades or anything to do with sex either.

[Adolf Fittler]

what do you mean about fishing gay people shouldnt be come out announcing there gay nobody needs to know about it keep that private

I think she means you're fly fishing for blind mullet!

[Adolf Fittler]

By that logic, we heterosexuals should also not discuss our sexual orientation, sexual escapades or anything to do with sex either.

No Lauren thats silly......we are NORMAL its just the perverted ones that should hide in shame!

[stsae]

I wonder when Sodoman will enter the mass-debate??

[horrie hastings]

Its pretty obvious all that peroxide has leached into Aka's brain.

[Guest]

Akermanis is deflecting attention from the latest AFL drug scandal. Wouldn't read too much into it.