A poem for All women, and us men.

[Kramer]

A WOMAN'S POEM:
> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man who's not a creep,
> One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I pray he's rich and self-employed,
> And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
> Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
> Massage my feet and help me stand.
> Oh send a king to make me queen.
> A man who loves to cook and clean.
> I pray this man will love no other.
> And relish visits with my mother.
>
>
> A MAN'S POEM:
> I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
> Big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
> And loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
> Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a toss.
>
>
Giddyup.

[Guest]

How I wonder where to start..
On how to explain about your farts..
Gas mask for christmas, is no lie..
Seriously, I thought I was gonna die..
I've known you for 5 years or more..
If you don't improve, Im out that door..
This took me guts just to tell..
Praying to god I don't go to hell..
Babe, you know how much I adore..
next thing you know I'm dead on the floor..

Some random guys poem.. enjoy