Ask Hugh ???

[Chook Norris]

hugh, i'm having an existential crisis. What can i do?

[Guest]

hugh, i'm having an existential crisis. What can i do?

Ah...The dancer is back.

I really do prefer answering the hard ones, but seems you took the time to write to me, I feel obliged to answer no matter how trivial the problem, so here goes.

Cymbalta....works wonders my friend

And stop listening to emo music.

[Guest]

Hugh, i'm 16 and my old fella is only 13 inches (32.5cm) long, will my friends make fun of me?

Thanks in anticipation

[Guest]

Hugh, i'm 16 and my old fella is only 13 inches (32.5cm) long, will my friends make fun of me?

Thanks in anticipation

The 13 inch length will not be of any concern horrie.

It will be the 2cm circumference is where you may come unstuck though.

[Guest]

I recently had a coffee with sometime aquaitance Jason Stevens in the Shire. Unprompted, he questioned my position on God and the like. Siezing on my discomfort he concluded, "eternity is a loooooong time".

Should i have 1) engaged with the good christian on the vagaries of theology.
2) Repelled him with my secularl humanist disdain for preachy superstition.
3) Clubbed him over the head
4) touched his penis too see if he really was a bender and not just "celibate"
5) Told him that working with M Johns should have presented him with a crisis of faith.

i hate god believers but jasons such a deashite that i won't just tell him he's a fruit loop

[Guest]

I recently had a coffee with sometime aquaitance Jason Stevens in the Shire. Unprompted, he questioned my position on God and the like. Siezing on my discomfort he concluded, "eternity is a loooooong time".

Should i have 1) engaged with the good christian on the vagaries of theology.
2) Repelled him with my secularl humanist disdain for preachy superstition.
3) Clubbed him over the head
4) touched his penis too see if he really was a bender and not just "celibate"
5) Told him that working with M Johns should have presented him with a crisis of faith.

i hate god believers but jasons such a deashite that i won't just tell him he's a fruit loop

And they just keep getting better

Captain caveman... you live in a cave. You should just be greatful for the warm coffee and some company.

Kind Regards

Hugh

[Guest]

Which came first, the first spoken word or the thought behind the word? You cannot speak without thought and you cannot think without language, so which came first?

Chook.

[Guest]

Which came first, the first spoken word or the thought behind the word? You cannot speak without thought and you cannot think without language, so which came first?

Chook.

if ya collapse the binary opp whatcha get?

In regards to my Q regarding Mr Born Again i just want to clarify. Is it ever permissable to kill someone especially when their is a foundational dissonance that will remain unbridgeable?

[Guest]

Why are there no new swear words in the last 50 years?

[stsae]

I'm here to help, and offer my services to the folk that need a lending ear. YOU.....are just being a smart alek.

NEXT

Forever known as SoftJorgan after that weak arsed effort maaaaaaaaaaaaate.

[Guest]

Who do you think is the sexiest man in league?

[Guest]

Which came first, the first spoken word or the thought behind the word? You cannot speak without thought and you cannot think without language, so which came first?

Chook.

You didn't put much thought into this one Chooky.

Of course it was the "thought".

I think ?

[Guest]

Why are there no new swear words in the last 50 years?

****ed if I know !!!

Do we really need anymore ? "****" is the ants-pants of swear words, as you can use it to sum up any scenario

I'm ****ed (I am tired. I am drunk, I am going to be assaulted)
you're ****ed (you are tired. you are drunk, you are going to be assaulted)
Get ****ed (go away. I dont want to chat with you at present)
Good **** (said person is good in the sack)
**** yeah (I couldn't agree more)
Holly **** (wow that's amazing)

The list can be endless, hence our reason for not needing any new ones.

[Guest]

Forever known as SoftJorgan after that weak arsed effort maaaaaaaaaaaaate.

Hi mate,

refer my description of "get ****ed" and use it as my response.

[Guest]

Who do you think is the sexiest man in league?

I'll use a little bit of the Roosters flavour for this one Lauren.






It's the tache for sure