Ask Hugh ???

[Twenty]

****ed if I know !!!

Do we really need anymore ? "****" is the ants-pants of swear words, as you can use it to sum up any scenario

I'm ****ed (I am tired. I am drunk, I am going to be assaulted)
you're ****ed (you are tired. you are drunk, you are going to be assaulted)
Get ****ed (go away. I dont want to chat with you at present)
Good **** (said person is good in the sack)
**** yeah (I couldn't agree more)
Holly **** (wow that's amazing)
The list can be endless, hence our reason for not needing any new ones.

Here's me thinking that would be about the Christmas shopping bill.

[Guest]

Mr Jorgan

Thanks for your services. This one has had the Morley going Mad for ages

Why is the word "abbreviation" such a long word?

[Roosterfarian]

Dear Jugh,

At times I feel like holding onto my shit for a bit longer cause it feels great inside.

Does that make me gay?

Kind regards,

Your good pal Farian.

[trewhella]

Dear Mr Jorgen,

is a vagina with a prominent labia majora a turn off??

Do you think that cosmetic procedures such as labioplasty and barbie doll"plasty" a denigration to women??

[Guest]

Dear Mr Jorgen,

is a vagina with a prominent labia majora a turn off??

Do you think that cosmetic procedures such as labioplasty and barbie doll"plasty" a denigration to women??

Perhaps we should consult the book.

[Guest]

Mr Jorgan

Thanks for your services. This one has had the Morley going Mad for ages

Why is the word "abbreviation" such a long word?

Because it's harder to spell than "centrelink".

Get a job and stop trying to work out trivial crap.

[Guest]

Dear Jugh,

At times I feel like holding onto my shit for a bit longer cause it feels great inside.

Does that make me gay?

Kind regards,

Your good pal Farian.

Rasta...my friend

You keep holding it in, and don't let anyone tell you different.

Guiness book of records tells me that the record for holding in a poopy is six months.

You hang in der bruva.

Be strong...only another 5 1/2 months to go

[Guest]

Dear Mr Jorgen,

is a vagina with a prominent labia majora a turn off??

Do you think that cosmetic procedures such as labioplasty and barbie doll"plasty" a denigration to women??

It's "Jorgan" trewhella.

But to answer your question, the Hugh is not a big fan of the beef jerkey looking lips, so I would recomend a dose of "labioplasty" to any female that is packing any extra corn beef curtain.

Not only that, extra curtain can be annoying down at the nudist beach when it whistles on a windy day.

Tuck it in ladies...it aint cool.

[Guest]

IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!!!!!!!!

[melon....]

God bless son.

You are a dancer ?..... there for you are queer.

Good luck my "same gender" loving friend.

I bet this ****er's the purple Tubby with the hand bag. The blue wiggle has spoken.

[melon....]

Hugh,

There's this Asian dude that keeps falling asleep in the back of my Red Car. Ive tried everything, but the prick wont wake up.

any suggestions besides taking sexual advantage of him?

Melon...

[Guest]

Hugh bro how can I meet da not racial members on here?

[Guest]

Hugh,

There's this Asian dude that keeps falling asleep in the back of my Red Car. Ive tried everything, but the prick wont wake up.

any suggestions besides taking sexual advantage of him?

Melon...

Hi Melon

I think you know the answer to this one yourself. A simple loud "WAKE UP GEOFF" followed by a quick squirt of pepper spray to the retina's and knackers.

If this doesn't work then you may have your way with................his wallet.

[rented tracksuit]

Hello peeps. Let me fill you in on a little thing I call "Hugh's corner". It was only five years ago I was sacked from the....well you've heard of this magazine...Womens day. I was asked to reply in a certain column, about, well issues, that people would ask me.

I'd like to offer my, well, respected opinions and most of all....my services. Here I am to answer any questions you may need to feel answered.

Shoot from the heart Roosters supporters.

Hugh is here to answer any question you need an answer from.

NEXT !

I thought we were asking Melon?

[rented tracksuit]

Does anyone have any questions for Hugh?