No one cares what's on your mind....

[horrie hastings]

for some reason i feel like salt n pepper squid...

After the pub tonight i dropped into the chinese on the way home and ordered some salt and pepper fish,it was probably only frozen basa fillet but it still tasted bloddy nice with the salt and pepper coating.

[horrie hastings]

Bloody holidays,my jeans are getting too tight

[WickedAngel]

Bloody holidays,my jeans are getting too tight

Horrie, they shrink in the wash..........or...........you trying to do a Barry Gibb????

[Guest]

I don't live with my Mum anymore but she's over here today in cleaning mode and it's driving me nuts.

[horrie hastings]

Horrie, they shrink in the wash..........or...........you trying to do a Barry Gibb????

lol,the jeans aren't shrinking,it's my waistline expanding

[WickedAngel]

No, Horrie you aren't supposed to admit the expanding waistline but blame it on the washing machine...............that's what we girls do!

[horrie hastings]

No, Horrie you aren't supposed to admit the expanding waistline but blame it on the washing machine...............that's what we girls do!

I wash my jeans in cold water so i can't use that excuse

[horrie hastings]

Trying to work out the right balance of summer and warmer clothes to pack for Tasmania.

[Guest]

Same old ****ing shit.

[horrie hastings]

Why am i feeling depressed when i'm going away again tomorrow

[WickedAngel]

cause you know you'll have to unpack & wash all the clothes once home

whereas I'm a happy lil vegemite right now.......received news today that a lot of interest being shown in the handbags I donated for Free the Bears Fund auction. Cool! Leave here work today, go home & get stuck into creating bags as lady who sells on commission for me wants some stock. No rest for the wicked! LOL!

[Guest]

I just had possibly the best sandwich ever.

Better than sex.

[Guest]

2 of my friends are having affairs. One of them is due to be married in 3 weeks and the other goes on and on about how perfect her relationship is.... what is wrong with these people!!!!!!

[Guest]

Some people have affairs to keep themselves sane.

[stsae]

2 of my friends are having affairs. One of them is due to be married in 3 weeks and the other goes on and on about how perfect her relationship is.... what is wrong with these people!!!!!!

3 wks, thats farrrrrked.

I saw a great email where this bloke caught his soon to be bride offing the best man. So he let the whole thing ride, and played along with the wedding. But hed taped them. So at the reception, which her father had paid for, he showed the video, graphic in front of all her family and friends. They were shattered and he got the marriage cancelled. Ultimate revenge.

Contact the bloke Fitz, could be a good .