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Dammit,i just scratched one of my favourite dvd's trying out the windows media player on the new computer
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Reckon some of you can relate to this
Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...Don't be afraid to step out in the rain. Take a chance. Sometimes the only way to get your rainbow is by getting wet.Comment
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I had a sore throat for the last two days but finally it is starting to get better.Comment
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Lovely to be home!
Great to walk in my door last night. Pussy cats were happy to see me this morning when I picked them up from cattery and have been like little klingons all day! LOL! Followed me around everywhere. Clothes washing all done but now have to iron it so I can wear & repeat the process again. Been busy cooking up meals to freeze for dinners over next couple of weeks.
Thoroughly enjoyed my busy break in Sydney even getting caught in the rain in Double Bay on the Monday.......ended up taking off my flat shoes, rolling up my jeans & running down the street with my friend to her apartment. Drowned rats the both of us!
Accomplished what I needed to do business wise on the Tues & then hopped on the ferry to Watsons Bay & back.......didn't hop off in WB, just happy to do a round trip & feel the breeze on my face & relax.
Weather still very warm over here.........summer is hanging on....but is has become overcast & the air dampish in the last hour or so.
Now back to cooking
Don't be afraid to step out in the rain. Take a chance. Sometimes the only way to get your rainbow is by getting wet.Comment
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I managed to get the entire family lost in Fyshwick all because it looks so much different in the day light.......The shops just dont stand out as well....
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Hello everyone, just put some new photos of my bags & winebags up on my photo site if anyone is interested - http://www.flickr.com/photos/mermaiddesigns/
W.A.
Don't be afraid to step out in the rain. Take a chance. Sometimes the only way to get your rainbow is by getting wet.Comment
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aaagh the weekend looms..........yes!
Don't be afraid to step out in the rain. Take a chance. Sometimes the only way to get your rainbow is by getting wet.Comment
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I am at my peak of grumpiness. This week has been so shit, my life has turned to shit, just when there were a few rays of sunshine. And of course when the going gets tough, all the people who say they'll be there, **** off. Screw the whole world I say.
There ends my rant. Oh and we suck. Holy shitface, worst team ever-ok well for a while. I'd almost rather be a Parra supporter, at least their expectations are low...Comment
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We have some nice pretty pictures of the guy who broke into the shop at 1.30 am on Tuesday morning stealing 15 bottles of Johnnie Walker black label.Comment
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say cheese! They catch him yet?Originally posted by horrie hastings View PostDon't be afraid to step out in the rain. Take a chance. Sometimes the only way to get your rainbow is by getting wet.Comment
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1/2 listening to Billy Connolly doing some travel thingy.........mmmmmmmmDon't be afraid to step out in the rain. Take a chance. Sometimes the only way to get your rainbow is by getting wet.Comment
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I love Billy Connolly.....
FC hates him.....
We have very different tastes in comedians.....Comment
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Not my favourite but i do like him.One of my old flat mates from about 17 years ago was good friends with Billy,i didn't get to meet him but answered the phone one day when he rang.Originally posted by phantom View PostComment
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I was going to have a sickie on Monday so i could go to the football but i think it's going to be a legitimate sickie now because it feels like i'm coming down with the flu.Comment
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