Ask trewhella???

[trewhella]

Your missus wailing you down???
Your daughter premenstraul??
Your mother wont shave her beard??
Your father wont wear a bra??
Your dog keeps farting??

No problems.
Ask me and you SHALL receive.

Free advice.

[melon....]

Why the **** is everyone on Koups' case?

Why does the neighbours missus clip the lawn edges every morning at 6:00am.....with nail clippers?

[Guest]

Dear Trew,

Is it true that Angels brought you here, like they did Guy Sebastian ?

Also i reckon the Sharks might surprise a few next year and make the 8 under Flanagan. They've had some good wins under him already and can only improve. What sort of odds u reckon i'd get ?

[trewhella]

Why the **** is everyone on Koups' case?

Why does the neighbours missus clip the lawn edges every morning at 6:00am.....with nail clippers?

Oh,
hello my old friend Melon. Its a pleasure to be able to guide you through these issues as I know how important they are to you.

Firstly,
you and I both know that Nick Kouparitzas is a special young man. A descendant of Apollo, a lauded hero in his island home of Mykannos and a cousin of Guido Hatzis.

Those bloodlines tell me one thing Melon,
Jealousy.

Unfortunately for Nick he happened to bless the one NRL club that is owned by the greeks. PHTHONUS has been the roosters patron for the past 50 years.

And as for your neighbour, take pity.
Obsessive compulsive disorder can claim anyone. Perhaps a pamphlet in the mail to guide her to her local GP for help or alternately an intervention may be necessary.
If all compassionate means fail, pull your cock out.

[trewhella]

Dear Trew,

Is it true that Angels brought you here, like they did Guy Sebastian ?

Also i reckon the Sharks might surprise a few next year and make the 8 under Flanagan. They've had some good wins under him already and can only improve. What sort of odds u reckon i'd get ?

Hello OVP,

Did Angels bring me here?
Yes.
Hells Angels.
The sensual, witch ****ing, bikie types.

And as for the sharks......
You will get 5/2 in early markets.
However, proceed with caution. The moon is in Aquarius. The Sun is in the seventh house and my hemorrhoids are on ****ing fire.

[Guest]

Trewhella....let me tell you son, this is a tough gig giving advice to our fellow humans.

What I'm trying to say to you, is, I'm the Dr Phil of this game, and you are the Dr Jayant Patel.

[Guest]

Trewhella....let me tell you son, this is a tough gig giving advice to our fellow humans.

What I'm trying to say to you, is, I'm the Dr Phil of this game, and you are the Dr Jayant Patel.

Is this because your suicide prevention prevention hotline was too successful?

And no, that isn't a mistake.

[trewhella]

Trewhella....let me tell you son, this is a tough gig giving advice to our fellow humans.

What I'm trying to say to you, is, I'm the Dr Phil of this game, and you are the Dr Jayant Patel.

I own you.

[trewhella]

Is this because your suicide prevention prevention hotline was too successful?

And no, that isn't a mistake.

Yes Madduuke, I see your predicament.
I would like to draw your attention to a man that has inspired me for quite some time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hW6Dm_m5t4

[Guest]

Yes Madduuke, I see your predicament.
I would like to draw your attention to a man that has inspired me for quite some time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hW6Dm_m5t4

Reality man, what a concept.

[Guest]

Trew, can you tell me when the next season of Outrageous Fortune will be on Ch10. The last one finished this week in a very dramatic fashion.

Also, why do I find KAK attractive and is it normal???

[trewhella]

Hi John,

top of the morning to you.
I welcome your enquiry and have given it much consideration.

If I can use one of your mentors the answer to you question is this

I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex. and


The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.


and your purile show will be back at the same timeslot next year.


Have a great day

[Guest]

Dear Trew, I have this whopping ****ing penis, must be 4 inches think and 1 foot long, its a bugger wering my ronnie palmer shorts and my bdgue smugglers burst at the seams.

I cant play sport because i trip over it and now im a fat lazy prick with a long schlong that is of no use to anyone, my missus quit riding bareback because walking bow legged was no good for her back.

I am a hand model by profession so rubbing one out also comes at a cost, my delicate, smooth hands must remain callus free.

Help me DR Trew
i dont know what to do
i only have one shoe
and my knob is too big to chew
please help me choo
i really need you too
or i may just have to blow one
on your mate mr tupou

[Guest]

Also, why do I find KAK attractive and is it normal???

Well, even though she's past 50, she still has something about her.

I think it should be accepted that women don't look their appeal after 40.

I direct you towards Salma Hayek. She's 44.

[trewhella]

Dear Trew, I have this whopping ****ing penis, must be 4 inches think and 1 foot long, its a bugger wering my ronnie palmer shorts and my bdgue smugglers burst at the seams.

I cant play sport because i trip over it and now im a fat lazy prick with a long schlong that is of no use to anyone, my missus quit riding bareback because walking bow legged was no good for her back.

I am a hand model by profession so rubbing one out also comes at a cost, my delicate, smooth hands must remain callus free.

Help me DR Trew
i dont know what to do
i only have one shoe
and my knob is too big to chew
please help me choo
i really need you too
or i may just have to blow one
on your mate mr tupou

with all due respect sir you have 3 problems.

Number 1, you are a liar.

Number 2, you are a moron.

Number 3, you are still an adoloscent.


Have a great day