Ask trewhella???

[Guest]

The above two posts remind me of that joke.

"What's 12 inches long and white?"
"What?"
"NOTHING!"

I could show you Mandingo and Lexington Steele and your eyes would water.

[Guest]

with all due respect sir you have 3 problems.

Number 1, you are a liar.

Number 2, you are a moron.

Number 3, you are still an adoloscent.


Have a great day

i am going to go and get a second opinion

i want my money back

[trewhella]

yep,

that pretty much sums it up!!!!

[Kingbilly]

Dear Trewella,
I am finding it very hard to ask any questions.
Given the amount of problems I have, physically and mentally, I am confused that all
I want to ask you about is the attraction of TV in the New England district of NSW.

can you help ?

[trewhella]

The region has been occupied by Indigenous Australians for thousands of years, notably in the west were the Kamilaroi people. In the highlands, the original languages, which are now extinct, were Anaiwan (or Nganaywana) to the south of Guyra and Ngarrabal and Marabal to the north of Guyra.

I understand the first white man in the district was John Oxley and as it turns out that Oxley was a distant relative of Graham Kennedy.

As the folklore goes,
when Graham reached uber levels of fame after the immense success of Dons Party,
Tenterfield claimed Kennedy as one of their own. Some say this assocation has been trumped somewhat by the Peter Allen mythology of the district.


Have a great day

[Guest]

Dear Trew

I hold a very important position in a wonderful sport
Unfortunately the guys i am reponsible for are incompetant fools and making me look bad
I keep defending them and defending them but they are continually ****ing up
My job is very stressful and i am thinking about leaving
Add to this my son is a bumbling idiot, he has been known to take out spectators with errant distribution.
he has buck teeth
He has been sacked from 4 organisations and is still yet to achieve anything of merit apart from one year when he and his criminal mates stole somethimg through deceit.
He once told his highly respected boss to **** off and his employers to kiss his arse.
He is now relocating to England.

Dr Trew have you ever read a sorrier tale than mine, please help me my son says my bosses dont like me, but im loveable i am named after a small bird

PLease help me Trew

[trewhella]

One question to clarify things...

Are you a kiwi??

[Guest]

Trewhella.....

It seems you're not as popular as you once thought... You have failed to attract, well let's say NO-ONE.

You've succeed in being zero help to the public.

You've had the worst year possible, due to the fact (I'm not a Rooster supporter) that you continually supported Nicky K, and you can not get yourself out of that one.

GLT (Get Lost Trew)

[trewhella]

Ah yes, the tigers supporter who comes to a roosters website to offer his unique perspective on hundreds of people who dont really care.

Is there a question there merger man??
Because I have nothing but pity for a man who supports a club that sold out........


But you already know that dont you??
Deep down you crave for your original orange jersey with he black v.
Deep down you wish you could watch all home gmes at your beloved Leichardt stadium.
Deep down you hate us because we got Junior Junior.

And here endeth the lesson......

I attracted you.
And what a silly little fool you have turned out to be

[Guest]

Ah yes, the tigers supporter who comes to a roosters website to offer his unique perspective on hundreds of people who dont really care.

Is there a question there merger man??
Because I have nothing but pity for a man who supports a club that sold out........


But you already know that dont you??
Deep down you crave for your original orange jersey with he black v.
Deep down you wish you could watch all home gmes at your beloved Leichardt stadium.
Deep down you hate us because we got Junior Junior.

And here endeth the lesson......

I attracted you.
And what a silly little fool you have turned out to be

Western Suburbs was my flavour Trew.

[trewhella]

Western Suburbs was my flavour Trew.

wests!!!!

Oh my lord, thats even better!!!!

You hate us because we represent success.
You hate us because we are the ultimate bird, preened and cocky.You crave dirty, filthy, ugly birds with annoying cacopphanies. Boyd type creatures that scavenge.
You condone the destruction of public property.
You crave flannel. We are right at home in cashmere. You really hate that.
You hate the fact that your immortal Terry Hill played for us.
You hate us even more because Steve Georgallis was originally a Bondi boy.
You hate us because the tigers took 80% of your identity.
You hate us because you know that I know that Keith Galloway has a big picture of the rosary on his deltoid.
You hate us because you have to put up with Mark Latham taking his ugly kids to the dunnies at home games.

[Johnny Tobin]

Dear Trewhella

I am suffering a conundrum I am finding hard to resolve and seek your erstwhile assistance in that regard. At different times in my life I have detested Saint George, Cronulla and, of course, the Bulldocks. Whilst none of them compare with my irrational hatred of Souffs I find my self in the untenable position of looking forward to a victory in a GF against Saint George but at the same time terrified of a loss - a la 2004 against the Bulldocks.

Should I go to the game?

Should I watch the game?

Should I give up on league and take up wife swapping instead?

Please help me.

[trewhella]

Dear Trewhella

I am suffering a conundrum I am finding hard to resolve and seek your erstwhile assistance in that regard. At different times in my life I have detested Saint George, Cronulla and, of course, the Bulldocks. Whilst none of them compare with my irrational hatred of Souffs I find my self in the untenable position of looking forward to a victory in a GF against Saint George but at the same time terrified of a loss - a la 2004 against the Bulldocks.

Should I go to the game?

Should I watch the game?

Should I give up on league and take up wife swapping instead?

Please help me.

Hi John,

thank you for your correspondance.

It seems to me that you have anger issues.
I want you to think of your calmest friend. What would he do in this situation?? How is the anger benefitting you???


Should I go to the game.............

if you think putting your hand in a blender is pleasurable, the answer is yes.


Should I watch the game...........

You have already know the answer to that question.


Should I give up league and take up wife swapping??

Which do you prefer......milfs or cougars??

[Johnny Tobin]

Hi John,

thank you for your correspondance.

It seems to me that you have anger issues.
I want you to think of your calmest friend. What would he do in this situation?? How is the anger benefitting you???


Should I go to the game.............

if you think putting your hand in a blender is pleasurable, the answer is yes.


Should I watch the game...........

You have already know the answer to that question.


Should I give up league and take up wife swapping??

Which do you prefer......milfs or cougars??

Pregnant teens.

[trewhella]

of the chocolate variety???