Ask Melon...

[Guest]

Hi peeps,

Hugh is going on an extended holiday, and is asking his fellow crowd to refer their questions to one of our all-time great supporters.....Melon, aka The Blue Wiggle.

He is very tough and to the point.....enjoy his different point of view.

Take my lead please Monk !!!

[melon....]

Blue Wiggles' got nuffin on Purple Gay Tubby.

[melon....]

Ask away people!!!!

[Guest]

cut, natural or rib for pleasure

what do girls like more???

In Jerry Maguire when the chick says

"You had me at Hello" did she really mean it?

What would have happened if when Jesus said to Moses to "Come Forth" he tripped and came 5th????

And on the above question, Could a pakistani cricketer played a part in the "Tripping" incident

Thank You

[melon....]

cut, natural or rib for pleasure

what do girls like more???

In Jerry Maguire when the chick says

"You had me at Hello" did she really mean it?

What would have happened if when Jesus said to Moses to "Come Forth" he tripped and came 5th????

And on the above question, Could a pakistani cricketer played a part in the "Tripping" incident

Thank You

what do girls like more? Two fingers and a deft palm. Or 25 minutes of gene Simmons pig tongue action. But kill the pig first.Latex is a turn off unless long enough to use as a dog collar. Or to kill the pig.

Firstly it wasn't Jesus...it was Jehovah, Allah, Buddha, fittler. But then Satan stepped up, argued that the best Moses could ever do with god behind him was fourth. They had dinner, talked terms and Moses ended up signing for 3 years for Satan sinners. With Satan behind him, Moses always comes first these days. Yes Sam ayoub is Satan.

On the Paki that may be a possibility. They grow some mean hash.

[Guest]

Melon.

Is Hell the insanity of reason, as Captain Kurtz said in Apocalypse Now, or is it just Maitland, where Robert and Brett Finch are from?

[melon....]

Melon.

Is Hell the insanity of reason, as Captain Kurtz said in Apocalypse Now, or is it just Maitland, where Robert and Brett Finch are from?

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning....almost as much as Femme Fresh.

Hell is Beamish Street Campsie. There are thousands of Satanic Bastards there. Same as the Corso.....Blacktown with a Beach...and with Hell's Hounds cocking their leg at society.

Maitland is as far from Hell as you could imagine. Its actually the real Vatican....where the misteries of the Da Finchy Code still elude the average league nut, like the Holy Grail eluded those Simon Templar Newcastle Knights.

The mystery is buried in Maitland.....one of many.....how to throw more technology than Major Lee Austen at someone, and still watch them get it wrong. How does one throw that many balls to the head without killing someone?

Freaky.

Its the Code.

[Kingbilly]

If Maitland is the vatican, is Terry Pannowitz the pope ?

[melon....]

If Maitland is the vatican, is Terry Pannowitz the pope ?

No but Con Constantine is a very good shot at being the Virgin Mary. Him and Singo....talk about the immaculate conception.

[Andrew Walker]

Dear Melon

What happens When an iressistable force hits an immovable object ?

[melon....]

Dear Melon

What happens When an iressistable force hits an immovable object ?

Thanks Andrew. You raise a pearler of a conundrum thats scorched the minds of many a scholar through the centuries.

An irresistible force is something that has the insatiable ability to draw something to it, and is also known as a force - because it completely controls the attracted target into submission. An immovable object is something as the name suggests that is unyielding, unbending, hard, solid, well rooted, established, anchored, and unmoving.

The problem over the ages has been the melding of minds to come up with a possible solution to the question...and ultimate answer.

The answer is obvious to all, or should be.

The irresistible force was always assumed to draw the target in to it. If the target is immovable, then the irresistible force's own force draws itself to the immovable object. The only way this would never occur is if the immovable object is also a repelling removable object and the sum of all of its repulsiveness is greater than the sum of the products of the irresistible force's irresistibility and forcefulness.

Basically. If Hugh Jorgan tries to crack onto a stunner, and he's knocked back, he will resort to forcing the issue with a box of Viagra, latex gloves, a cut out of Kenny Everitt, and half a dozen Crispy Cremes.

Its not the result most favoured, but he'd get a result none the less.

[Andrew Walker]

Thanks for that Melon. I am certainly a great deal wiser for your answer. It is indeed an absolute pleasure to hear/read the thoughts of a modern day scholar such as yourself.

My next question is as follows

With the current floods in QLD in particular Brisbane. With the clean up now to follow. What planning and programmes to infastructure would you implement to see that a repeat of the loss of life devastation to our food crops and homes and the heart wrenching images which have been seen across the world are not repeated ?

[melon....]

Thanks for that Melon. I am certainly a great deal wiser for your answer. It is indeed an absolute pleasure to hear/read the thoughts of a modern day scholar such as yourself.

My next question is as follows

With the current floods in QLD in particular Brisbane. With the clean up now to follow. What planning and programmes to infastructure would you implement to see that a repeat of the loss of life devastation to our food crops and homes and the heart wrenching images which have been seen across the world are not repeated ?

Free Umbrellas for everyone.

[rented tracksuit]

Dear Melon

What happens When an iressistable force hits an immovable object ?

Great question

I want to like your question x3!

[rented tracksuit]

Blue Wiggles' got nuffin on Purple Gay Tubby.

What are your thoughts on the NRLW Melon?

Seems to be a rather hot topic on here lately.