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    Cmon...if women were ever privvy to the varied uses of their partners organ over the years (especially btw 13 and 16)...........personally never been temted by a fair hound but i did have a crack at a golf bunker once and rate sydney sand highly.

    Did he have an erection? no......therfore to what extent was the dog an active participant?
    Did he prepare his organ with food stuff? Possible future endorsements?
    What does his wife think about her role now?
    Has the dog been tested for std?
    What about TEETH?
    Are we being to hard on this? Animal love will flourish under environmentalism....mona's might be on to something.

    Canberra is a boring town. The streets are gridded , the suburbs are souless and the public servants are robots.......it was a pretty litlle pup.

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    Golf Bunker?

    Did you get a hole in one?

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    • #3
      Recently reread Roths Portnoys complaint and was intrigued by the masturbation scene with the piece of liver.
      I remember at highschool...in science class...we were dissecting a cows heart every one was given one........i remember lusting after it.....the folds and ventricles and ruddy flesh were not unlike the female sex........i remember coveting mine......hoarding it in my schoolbag........saving it from the knife...... and realising that others were surely thinking the same thing...........when i (and others) realised the immense effort of hiding a decomposing cows heart in your school bag we enacted an intersting freudian compromise.........we dumped it on the pretty english teachers desk before class............

      the question remains.......are the terms modern sexuality to narrow? Could i have lived happily ever after with that heart (and some ice)?,,,,,,,,,,,,Why does the heart feature so prominently in romatic imagery?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by sodomite View Post
        Recently reread Roths Portnoys complaint and was intrigued by the masturbation scene with the piece of liver.
        I remember at highschool...in science class...we were dissecting a cows heart every one was given one........i remember lusting after it.....the folds and ventricles and ruddy flesh were not unlike the female sex........i remember coveting mine......hoarding it in my schoolbag........saving it from the knife...... and realising that others were surely thinking the same thing...........when i (and others) realised the immense effort of hiding a decomposing cows heart in your school bag we enacted an intersting freudian compromise.........we dumped it on the pretty english teachers desk before class............

        the question remains.......are the terms modern sexuality to narrow? Could i have lived happily ever after with that heart (and some ice)?,,,,,,,,,,,,Why does the heart feature so prominently in romatic imagery?
        What the **** are you on about?

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        • #5
          Read the subject of this thread and thought to myself "There's a thousand threads about this already."

          Read the first post and thought to myself "You'd think after his initial ban, he'd start contributing something of worth to the forum that would encourage intelligent discussion."

          Read his second post and thought to myself "I've never read so much bullshit in my entire life."

          Enjoy your permanent ban. I should have realised anyone with the name 'Sodomite' clearly has no intention of creating intelligent discussion.

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