anyone want to date me?

[Guest]

im looking for a date to go to the game sunday.im a fun care free energetic guy i like movies football beer and chicks,..bad cooks need not apply
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[stephenj]

yes but do you put out on the first date?

[Guest]

can you cook?

[TheBigFella]

When does the makeup come off??

[Guest]

you think i have make up on?thanks for the compliment..seriously didnt think i looked that good

[Guest]

So you HAVE to be female to get a date with you???

[Guest]

i have a strict no male policy enforced by my mother.
sorry but surely some sheila's are interested.caaaarn women..


i cant afford to go to the game now anyway...i have to call the guy to fix my tv

[Rocky Rhodes]

Even if you were a chic you fail my criteria. No teeth equals no date because i strictly don't date Souffs Shitme supporters.

[Guest]

i think thats a bit of tongue not gum

the day is approaching fast...faster than my hair is falling out.
i managed to fix my tv (it started working again) so i can scrape together enough work for the dole money to buy a ticket.
i can afford to buy 2 beers for the sheila who comes with me and ill just have a sip from both.
we can share a hotdog and a pie too, but i get first bite..i dont like sharing germs.
we need to go halves in the taxi home,but i can pick you up from the train station on my push bike and double you to the game. i just need the OK from a good looking girl..no fatty's. and after we get home you can even cook me some steak eggs and chips.

[Guest]

you gots a perdy mouth...can i taste?

[Guest]

you gots a perdy mouth...can i taste?

well i already know your sexy but can you cook?>lol

[BUDDY]

Try putting in an ad like this.

[Guest]

Try putting in an ad like this.

I had to laugh at Adam, underneath, who was seeking 'a female'. Clearly, he's not picky.

[Guest]

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That looks like would have happened if John C Reilly and Tommy Raudonikis had a child.

[Guest]

That looks like would have happened if John C Reilly and Tommy Raudonikis had a child.

LMAO.it does your right