Factions within the Chookpen

[Guest]

well having seen Katez video (freely available elsewhere) i dont think i could recover from losing a performer like that either.

[Guest]

but bear i mind he lost kate when he was at storm so that has fk all to do with why he was a retarded idiot for us

[Guest]

but bear i mind he lost kate when he was at storm so that has fk all to do with why he was a retarded idiot for us

He lost her during his tenure here and won her back from Stu Webb, but then lost her again.

[Guest]

He lost her during his tenure here and won her back from Stu Webb, but then lost her again.

Are you a closet Women's Day reader?

[Guest]

Are you a closet Women's Day reader?

Well, I read it but I know that dirt from my days as SCG/SFS usher.

[Guest]

Well, I read it but I know that dirt from my days as SCG/SFS usher.

Maybe you can share your days of working in the Tool Shed with Rod. He may find it enlightening.

[Guest]

Maybe you can share your days of working in the Tool Shed with Rod. He may find it enlightening.

I admit freely to being a xenophobe, a slight misogynist (just enough to like Women in Prison movies) and a misanthrope but what I am not, nor have I ever been, is a Homophobe. I worked at the Tool Shed and the Pleasure Chest back in the 90s. I earned 800 bucks a week tax free as it was illegal to have possession of the materials to sell them back then. I have several morals charges (all misdemeanors) on my sheet because of that job but I also have several trips to America and England under my belt too.

The only thing you needed was a strong stomach and a sense of the absurd. Especially when you were selling Krisco to overly friendly homosexuals at 3am.

I actually never knew what the song Krisco Kisses by Frankie Goes to Hollywood was about until I worked there.

And I thought The Power of Love by them was a romantic song to dedicate to my first girlfriend.

No, it wasn't.

Look at the lyrics.

"The Power Of Love"

I'll protect you from the hooded claw
Keep the vampires from your door

Feels like fire
I'm so in love with you
Dreams are like angels
They keep bad at bay-bad at bay
Love is the light
Scaring darkness away-yeah

I'm so in love with you
Purge the soul
Make love your goal

[1]-The power of love
A force from above
Cleaning my soul
Flame on burn desire
Love with tongues of fire
Purge the soul
Make love your goal

I'll protect you from the hooded claw
Keep the vampires from your door
When the chips are down I'll be around
With my undying, death-defying
Love for you

Envy will hurt itself
Let yourself be beautiful
Sparkling love, flowers
And pearls and pretty girls
Love is like an energy
Rushin' rushin' inside of me

[Repeat 1]

This time we go sublime
Lovers entwine-divine divine
Love is danger, love is pleasure
Love is pure-the only treasure

I'm so in love with you
Purge the soul
Make love your goal

The power of love
A force from above
Cleaning my soul
The power of love
A force from above
A sky-scraping dove

Flame on burn desire
Love with tongues of fire
Purge the soul
Make love your goal

I'll protect you from the hooded claw
Keep the vampires from your door

[Guest]

Its about Jesus and vampires andf luv from abuv

not from behind or from a man

[Guest]

Its about Jesus and vampires andf luv from abuv

not from behind or from a man

[supermario]

There's only one faction worth joining...FOFF. Best membership ever.

Melon, you're going senile !!! CAS had a larger acceptance and it's membership was worthy of the Man it Honoured !!!

[Kingbilly]

I'll stand up, I like the idea of the Tuxedos.
I am also a member of the faction with no name (and maybe no idea), bunch of lunatics that I consider friends.

And I am a self confessed Tobinite. Its not about agreeing, its about knowing the calibre of the man.

[stephenj]

foff had a great result though?

[Kingbilly]

Is it about puppy dogs ?

[Chook Norris]

who do i have to pay around here the protection money?

[stsae]

who do i have to pay around here the protection money?

Ms Tee, she's always open for donations.