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[horrie hastings]

I suppose it's just one of those stupid sayings that have been made up over the years,just like a "have a good one".I suppose travel or visit another country does sound better.

So in the same vain

Why do people say "do you want to do it" instead of being direct and just asking if you want to have sex?

[Guest]

Which people? I wnat to them so I can "do it"... It is more subtle especially toward the ladies. If ettiquite was left to blokes then it would be a different question altogether.

What is the cut off date for people to wish you a "Happy New Year"?

[horrie hastings]

It all depends on when you have last seen the person i suppose but i would think anything after January would seem inappropriate.

Why do home grown tomatoes taste so much better than store bought tomatoes?

[Guest]

Because you grew them yourself.

Are you sick of ham yet?

[Guest]

We had a massive ham but surprisingly enough, I didn't get seconds!

Are you back at work yet?

[Andrew Walker]

I had no time off so yes

Has anyone m,anaged to keep there new years resolutions so far ?

[horrie hastings]

Did not make any new year resolutions,so none to keep or break.

Why when you go to yum cha do some of the dumplings come in serves of three and others come in four?

[Guest]

Just to give you the shits.

What's your favourite dish at yum cha?

[Pass the Ball]

I find frozen koala gonads the pick of yum-cha...

Why don't any chinese dishes have cheese in them?

[horrie hastings]

Because the Chinese diet use little if any dairy products,i think it has something to do with a lot of Asians having a low lactose intolerance.

Favourite yum cha or chinese dish?

[Guest]

Same as most Australians

prawn gau gees and sui mai.

(leave me out of the chicken feet.)


Where do you go for yum cha?

[horrie hastings]

Hung Cheung at Marrickville or Manly Phoenix right at the ferry wharf at Manly are my two regulars.

If you had three places to show a tourist in Sydney,what or where would they be?

[Guest]

harbour/bride/opera house/ Bondi/ my place.

what goes with cheese?

[Guest]

water crackers.....

Why do kids only listen when they think they can get something out of it....

[horrie hastings]

harbour/bride/opera house/ Bondi/ my place.

You'd show them a bride