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    I was lucky enough to have attended a work colleagues BBQ over the weekend and a couple of our players were there, i must compliment them on their behaviour as they were very approachable and happy to chat, surprisingly for one of them.

    However Mid Evening tandomly one of the players got up and let out with a tremendour roar " God!!! My Penis Hurts" everybody went silent for 20 odd seconds then cracked up laughing.

    However it got me thinking, Does his Penis really hurt, If so Why does his Penis hurt??

    Your Thoughts

  • #2
    Wtf???

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    • #3
      Originally posted by pearcesworstnightmare View Post
      I was lucky enough to have attended a work colleagues BBQ over the weekend and a couple of our players were there, i must compliment them on their behaviour as they were very approachable and happy to chat, surprisingly for one of them.

      However Mid Evening tandomly one of the players got up and let out with a tremendour roar " God!!! My Penis Hurts" everybody went silent for 20 odd seconds then cracked up laughing.

      However it got me thinking, Does his Penis really hurt, If so Why does his Penis hurt??

      Your Thoughts
      What have you been smoking...?

      ...Can i have some?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by pearcesworstnightmare View Post
        I was lucky enough to have attended a work colleagues BBQ over the weekend and a couple of our players were there, i must compliment them on their behaviour as they were very approachable and happy to chat, surprisingly for one of them.

        However Mid Evening tandomly one of the players got up and let out with a tremendour roar " God!!! My Penis Hurts" everybody went silent for 20 odd seconds then cracked up laughing.

        However it got me thinking, Does his Penis really hurt, If so Why does his Penis hurt??

        Your Thoughts


        Maybe you were breaking his balls,Rusty??..

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Horrie Is God View Post
          Maybe you were breaking his balls,Rusty??..
          That would be anal retention my friend

          eeewww

          Scratch that!!!

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          • #6
            yeah rusty had pearce by the cock and warned him that this season might be his last in rwb unless he pulls his finger out of his arse!
            Exonerate the West Memphis Three - www.wm3.org

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            • #7
              Originally posted by pearcesworstnightmare View Post
              I was lucky enough to have attended a work colleagues BBQ over the weekend and a couple of our players were there, i must compliment them on their behaviour as they were very approachable and happy to chat, surprisingly for one of them.

              However Mid Evening tandomly one of the players got up and let out with a tremendour roar " God!!! My Penis Hurts" everybody went silent for 20 odd seconds then cracked up laughing.

              However it got me thinking, Does his Penis really hurt, If so Why does his Penis hurt??

              Your Thoughts
              I like baked beans and riding bicycles.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by pearcesworstnightmare View Post
                That would be anal retention my friend

                eeewww

                Scratch that!!!
                I'd rather not maaaaaate..

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                • #9
                  Stop using your teeth
                  When you trust your television
                  what you get is what you got
                  Cause when they own the information
                  they can bend it all they want

                  John Mayer

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                  • #10
                    Murray, sticking it in their ear is not what they mean by getting head.

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                    • #11
                      I'd say yes his penis really did hurt PWN. A few years back i got a stray knee to the Johnson playing a game of league. At the time I thought shit I'm glad my dick took the brunt of that not my jatz. But the next night I was watching a game and all of a sudden I got this intense pain in my cock. 20 mins of excruciating pain. Far worse than any hit to the jewels. One knock at training and this bloke was a ticking time bomb!! I hope to god he was makin a joke mate!!! Cos that sh!t is serious...

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                      • #12
                        He actually yelled; MY PEN IS HUGE! I too was there....

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                        • #13
                          Or maybe he said ... i rent my penis from Hertz

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                          • #14
                            Maybe he spent the previous night with Ms Tee???

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by pearcesworstnightmare View Post
                              Maybe he spent the previous night with Ms Tee???
                              Hey sucker..That would be Mr Tee!

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