Dities and poems....

[Guest]

I am bored and my nephew just told me a funny little poem, so I thought I would share...

Spider spider on the wall, you think you're smart, you know **** all, you're on a wall thats just been plastered, now you're stuck you stupid bastard....

[Guest]

Kurt Cobain..

Couldn't stand the pain..

So he pulled the trigger...And splattered his brain..

Now we will never hear him again..

Oh well..Whatever...NEVERMIND

[stsae]

Remember the old public dunny classic???


Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to shit but only farted.

[Hawkeye]

Remember the old public dunny classic???


Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to shit but only farted.

and then right below that one

"people come here to sit and think
but I come here to shit and stink"

[Guest]

There was a young girl from New Zealand
Who was put in to jail for stealin'
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceilin'

[Guest]

There was a young man from Kent
Who's penis was permanently bent
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
Instead of coming he went

[Guest]

Sorry

What's white and crunchy and found in girls underpants.



































Clitty Litter

[Guest]

What's white and crunchy and found in girls underpants.


Clitty Litter

You probably need to start a thread titled 'Politically incorrect and bad taste jokes."

[Guest]

You probably need to start a thread titled 'Politically incorrect and bad taste jokes."

That's why I apologised first

[Guest]

There was a young lady from Itchin'
Who was scratching her minge in the kitchen
Her mother said "Rose, you've got pox I suppose"
She said "Bollocks, get on with your knittin' "