Actual message from an eBay seller: Did he really need to tell me that?

[The General]

Hey General - I have quite a collection also, maybe you can check them out one day....

Always happy to check out someone else's collection.

[Guest]

This thread is weird and scares me.

[melon....]

That's what you get when ordering penis pumps.

[stsae]

That's what you get when ordering penis pumps.

That sounds like experience talking Melonious.

[Guest]

General, clear your inbox matey!

[The General]

Done.

[Hawkeye]

Apologies for taking so long to comment on this thread, I was going to last week but my haemorrhoids flared and found it to uncomfortable to sit at my computer.
The piles have now settled, so I can now sit and write and say that I agree with the General and think it was silly and unneccesary for that guy to go into so much private detail.

[chook 56]

Um, thanks for that.

[Guest]

Apologies for taking so long to comment on this thread, I was going to last week but my haemorrhoids flared and found it to uncomfortable to sit at my computer.
The piles have now settled, so I can now sit and write and say that I agree with the General and think it was silly and unneccesary for that guy to go into so much private detail.

Back to your best I see Hawkeye!