Minus Western propaganda what's the real story on the Ukraine?

[ism22]

The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

Some solid advice there from your doctor, Paeddo.

[Paddo Colt 61]

Yeah..whatever.

[A Country Member]

Huh.. are you twelve?
I fought you adwised twillionaires?

[ism22]

My parents won’t let me use scissors.

Good - I feel safer with that knowledge

[4 the all in brawl]

lol.........

[A Country Member]

My mums scissor

Chop chop

[ism22]

Chop chop

Glad you've learned how to use the quote function. I thought it was impossible to teach you anything...

[Paddo Colt 61]

Dear Izzy. I've been thinking that maybe it's time for a rapproachment, a reset, after all we are all Rooster brothers here are we not?

Associated with my education remit I have been, for some years now, involved with public meetings which aim to educate folk on the degrading effects of drink and drugs an profligate behaviour generally.

In this endeavour I have long been assisted by an acquaintance, John (Jack) Furcott. In many ways John is the exemplar of a life squandered as he sits on the stage beside me belching, swearing, dribbling, raising a buttock cheek to fart more loudly, picking his nose and incessantly disturbing his genatalia, seemingly unaware of the revulsion of those sitting before him. He rambles too - repeating himself in an Atzhemeric way. Worst of all though he frequently makes lewd getures toward women in the audience. Delusory would be one way of describing it, certainly disgusting comes to mind and the audience always leaves chastened by their harrowing and confronting experience.

Sadly, he recently passed away and since your name has been mentioned (possibly by the Count) I was wondering if you might be able to see your way clear to take poor John's place?

[Andrew Walker]

Dear Izzy. I've been thinking that maybe it's time for a rapproachment, a reset, after all we are all Rooster brothers here are we not?

Associated with my education remit I have been, for some years now, involved with public meetings which aim to educate folk on the degrading effects of drink and drugs an profligate behaviour generally.

In this endeavour I have long been assisted by an acquaintance, John (Jack) Furcott. In many ways John is the exemplar of a life wasted as he sits on the stage beside me swearing, dribbling, farting loudly, picking his nose and incessantly disturbing his genatalia, seemingly unaware of the revulsion of the audience before him. He rambles too - repeating himself in an Atzhemeric way and frequently making lewd getures toward women in the audience. Delusory would be one way of describing it, certainly disgusting comes to mind and the audience always leaves chastened by their harrowing and confronting experience.

Sadly, John recently passed away and since your name has been mentioned (possibly by the Count) I was wondering if you might be able to see your way cleat to take his place?

LOL One of your best

[King Salvo]

Bit of a hint Comrade Paddo leave the comedy to real comedians.

Your Mate "John" most likely turned to drink and drugs as a result of having to listen to your incessant anti-west and capitalism propaganda.

John Menadue would be available though - A John for a John perhaps - Surely as a fictional writer he would be more than capable of taking on the persona of this fictional character John Furcott

[ism22]

I want to be a triangle.

Go for it, I'm not stopping you mate

[Paddo Colt 61]

Oh yeah, how about this?

Scene: Dean's office Harvard University.

Consigliere: You do know what this means sir. Tho loss of millions in reseach grants not to mention the total destruction of a reputation hard won over centuries.

Dean: Yes...yes....let me try to compose myself a little and think this through. You say that he is Rooster fan, a member of the...what is it....Chook Pen?

Consigliere: That's right sir. We've got our people on it but so far it doesn't look like a cyber terrorist group, not yet anyway.

Dean: "And he's based in the Southern Highlands? Where is that exactly? Anywhere near LA, Ho Chi Minh City or Moscow?

Consigliere: None of the above sir, it's in Australia not far from Goulbourn. But that doesn't matter sir, what matters is that he's got us by the balls and all because he had the cajones to initiate a simple google search which has exposed our partnership with the CCP big time. I do have to say sir that I thought Xi Jin Ping's outlandish claim that he was popular needed checking and now this cocksucker has us on the ropes. He's killin' us!

Dean: Fcukin' moron meathead...how's our luck? I surely hope that our Putin connections are safe from his unrelenting scrutiny - please tell me that they are....

Consigliere: I got bad news there too sir. He's right onto it. He knows everything that there is to know about how evil Russia is...and it's all via google maps'n'all. The game is well truly up, this fool is the real deal, a fearless freedom crusader from Down Under and he's cunning, he affects the witing style of the ordinary "bloke" as they call it down there, he misuses Apostrophes and that sort of stuff.

Dean: Shiiiiit! Who do we know down there? Can get a hit on him soon?

Cosigliere: There is a guy.....Paddo Colt they call him. Real mean mother I hear. Outta Paddington back in the day. He might be able to arrange something. Whatever this Salvo fella is dangerous. He knows too much.

To be continued.......
Will Paddo tke the contract? Many are hoping that he will....
Will King migrate to the USA, his spiritual home, to get some of that minimum wage action?
And what of the Dean? Will he fess up and tell us that Harvard is a second rate bullshit astroturf university not worth a bumper?

[King Salvo]

Oh yeah, how about this?

Scene: Dean's office Harvard University.

Consiliere: You do know what this means sir. Tho loss of millions in reseach grants not to mention the total destruction of a reputation hard won over centuries.

Dean: Yes...yes....let me try to compose myself a little and think this through. You say that he is Rooster fan, a member of the...what is it....Chook Pen?

Consliere: That's right sir. We've got our people on it but so far it doesn't look like a cyber terrorist group, not yet anyway.

Dean: "And he's based in the Southern Highlands? Where is that exactly? Anywhere near LA, Ho Chi Minh City or Moscow?

Consliere: None of the above sir, it's in Australia not far from Goulbourn. But that doesn't matter sir, what matters is that he's got us by the balls and all because he had the cajones to initiate a simple google search which has exposed our partnership with the CCP big time. I do have to say sir hat I thought Xi Jin Ping's outlandish claim that he was popular needed checking and now this cocksucker has us on the ropes. He's ruining us!

Dean: Fcukin' moron meathead...how's our luck? I surely hope that our Putin connections are safe from his unrelenting scrutiny - please tell me that they are....

Consiliere: I got bad news there too sir. He's right onto it. He knows everything that there is to know about how evil Russia is...and it's all via google maps'n'all. The game is well truly up, this fool is the real deal, a fearless freedom crusader from Down Under and he's cunning, he affects the witing style of the ordinary "bloke" as they call it down there, he misuses Apostrophes and that sort of stuff.

Dean: Shiiiiit! Who do we know down there? Can get a hit on him soon?

Cosiliere: There is a guy.....Paddo Colt they call him. Real mean mother I hear. Outta Paddington back in the day. He might be able to arrange something. Whatever this Salvo fella is dangerous. He knows too much.

To be continued.......

Gees I hope not

Comrade Paddo I think you may have Dissociative identity disorder - Your Comrade Paddo one minute then this mysterious John Furcott and now some Consiliere ( I think you mean Consigliere) as well as someone named Dean.

I suppose it's better than having the multiple personalities of Stalin / Mao / Ho/ Kim's etc as you would be approving imaginary lists to have us all sent to work/re-education camps or force us to listen to 5 or 6 hour speeches.

Never mind a nice lie down and some additional brainwashing by re-reading Mao's little red book and Marx Das Kapital may help

[A Country Member]

Thanks PC61. I don’t want to unnecessarily raise the ire of Dean

[Paddo Colt 61]

[QUOTE=King Salvo;........Never mind a nice lie down and some additional brainwashing by re-reading Mao's little red book and Marx Das Kapital may help.

I've read 'em. Highly recommended.