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With all this putrid eastern suburbs propaganda being sprouted, I'm wondering... are we all delusional? Are we being unfair to the Pride of the League? Factually speaking the Pride of the League is an NRL superpower and it is here to stay. As such, it MUST be recognised, and we MUST have a positive relationship with it that recognises its status as the Pride of the League.
I was talking to Julian Assange and John Menadue the other day. According to both of them, a leaked cache of minutes demonstrates that we are all wrong and biased against Souffs. Fact be known, Souffs are a powerhouse club that's the pride of the league. The sheeple out there who deny them of their pride are dimwitted and delusional. A heap of random batty PhDs and mandarins from the 70's can confirm this, I promise... AND THEY ARE INTELLIGENT!!!
For example...
- The 1909 thing. Assange's leaked minutes of a meeting between Souffs and Balmain demonstrate that Balmain's own executives agreed that the game was to go ahead. Souffs (who were expected to put a cricket score on Balmain regardless) peacefully arrived at the stadium with every intention of playing their best footy. It's not their fault that the evil western puppets, who were in bed with the north decided to betray their agreement. Don't believe the eastern propaganda!!! Again, Souffs are the pride of the league and they are here to stay so we MUST respect them as a superpower and join them in their pride.
- The territory thing. Souffs have the best juniors in the comp and have always run a large, prosperous competition. Out of pride and benevolence, they allowed Easts to participate for a short time. However, easts then swindled them and started stealing players (typical... Easts are always corrupt... brown bag Nick has no pride). Easts now have no juniors so cannot claim to own any territory. Despite this, Souffs are a proud team that have graciously allowed Easts to play at THEIR home stadium, which is next to Randwick, Kensington and Redfern. Julian Assange has recently leaked documents to John Menadue that detail a meeting where Easts agreed to move to Perth so that Souffs could take back their home stadium at Moore Park. Moore Park is part of South Sydney. A survey conducted in Redfern confirms that 100% of people think the SFS belongs to Souffs and should be returned. However even foreign powers from Double Bay have been interfering and creating conspiracy theories in an attempt to divide the proud empire that is Souff Sydney. You are all sheep thinking that the SFS is not part of Redfern. Documents detail a 50 year agreement to return the SFS to its rightful owners. Easts should honour their agreement, recognise the PRIDE of the league and stop interfering with Souff Sydney's internal affairs.
- The Latrell Mitchell thing... he's a champion player who worked his way out of poverty to secure a $1m a year contract with his father's old club. All he wanted to do was play fullback and in terribly bad faith, Easts recruited James Tedesco on top of him. In spite of this, Latrell still wanted to stay. However, Nick Politis dogged him and reneged on a deal worth $800k a year... $200k less than what Souffs were offering. Latrell's an honest family man who was just looking out for his family. Easts only care about money, corruption and stealing other teams' juniors. Whereas, the Pride of the League (with Easts forever in their shadow... may Russell Crowe rein over us forever) stepped in as the proud club they were and offered the poor guy a fair opportunity. Latrell is the best fullback in the competition and he is here to stay at fullback. Who has won the first 4 or 5 games? Souffs... with Latrell at fullback. We must respect this and not be so dirty about his success in the NRL.
I was talking to Julian Assange and John Menadue the other day. According to both of them, a leaked cache of minutes demonstrates that we are all wrong and biased against Souffs. Fact be known, Souffs are a powerhouse club that's the pride of the league. The sheeple out there who deny them of their pride are dimwitted and delusional. A heap of random batty PhDs and mandarins from the 70's can confirm this, I promise... AND THEY ARE INTELLIGENT!!!
For example...
- The 1909 thing. Assange's leaked minutes of a meeting between Souffs and Balmain demonstrate that Balmain's own executives agreed that the game was to go ahead. Souffs (who were expected to put a cricket score on Balmain regardless) peacefully arrived at the stadium with every intention of playing their best footy. It's not their fault that the evil western puppets, who were in bed with the north decided to betray their agreement. Don't believe the eastern propaganda!!! Again, Souffs are the pride of the league and they are here to stay so we MUST respect them as a superpower and join them in their pride.
- The territory thing. Souffs have the best juniors in the comp and have always run a large, prosperous competition. Out of pride and benevolence, they allowed Easts to participate for a short time. However, easts then swindled them and started stealing players (typical... Easts are always corrupt... brown bag Nick has no pride). Easts now have no juniors so cannot claim to own any territory. Despite this, Souffs are a proud team that have graciously allowed Easts to play at THEIR home stadium, which is next to Randwick, Kensington and Redfern. Julian Assange has recently leaked documents to John Menadue that detail a meeting where Easts agreed to move to Perth so that Souffs could take back their home stadium at Moore Park. Moore Park is part of South Sydney. A survey conducted in Redfern confirms that 100% of people think the SFS belongs to Souffs and should be returned. However even foreign powers from Double Bay have been interfering and creating conspiracy theories in an attempt to divide the proud empire that is Souff Sydney. You are all sheep thinking that the SFS is not part of Redfern. Documents detail a 50 year agreement to return the SFS to its rightful owners. Easts should honour their agreement, recognise the PRIDE of the league and stop interfering with Souff Sydney's internal affairs.
- The Latrell Mitchell thing... he's a champion player who worked his way out of poverty to secure a $1m a year contract with his father's old club. All he wanted to do was play fullback and in terribly bad faith, Easts recruited James Tedesco on top of him. In spite of this, Latrell still wanted to stay. However, Nick Politis dogged him and reneged on a deal worth $800k a year... $200k less than what Souffs were offering. Latrell's an honest family man who was just looking out for his family. Easts only care about money, corruption and stealing other teams' juniors. Whereas, the Pride of the League (with Easts forever in their shadow... may Russell Crowe rein over us forever) stepped in as the proud club they were and offered the poor guy a fair opportunity. Latrell is the best fullback in the competition and he is here to stay at fullback. Who has won the first 4 or 5 games? Souffs... with Latrell at fullback. We must respect this and not be so dirty about his success in the NRL.
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