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    Hi all After much deliberation My family have finally decided how to have a Christmas get together all the while not killing granny and stopping the spread.

    The following rules will apply for entry

    Mandatory negative RAT test ( We are fine here as I snd my nearest and dearest have saved our negative tests from a few months back)

    All unvaxxed guests will wear a yellow Christmas hat as to identify themself That way those whom are scared of us can avoid us if they wish Alternatively it leaves us unvaxxed the option of avoiding the vaxxed This is a win win

    The Christmas turkey along with all other meats will be fully vaccinated 4 shots is the magic number

    We will have a social distancing Marshall on hand to make sure social distancing is maintained throughout the course of festivities.

    How could I have forgotten All must wear N45 masks and these can only be removed upon eating or drinking Fines will apply

    What measures will you be taking this Christmas as to not kill Granny and to stop the spread
    Last edited by Andrew Walker; 12-23-2022, 08:26 PM.
    When you trust your television
    what you get is what you got
    Cause when they own the information
    they can bend it all they want

    John Mayer

  • #2
    Very sensible precautions Mr. Walker. This looks like Renty's Covid safety plan actually.
    #We Stand with ourJewish community#

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Andrew Walker View Post
      What measures will you be taking this Christmas as to not kill Granny and to stop the spread
      I will be hunting wolves.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by eddie View Post

        I will be hunting wolves.
        I sincerely hope they are vaccinated
        When you trust your television
        what you get is what you got
        Cause when they own the information
        they can bend it all they want

        John Mayer

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Andrew Walker View Post
          I sincerely hope they are vaccinated
          I hope they are not vaccinated against bullets.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by eddie View Post

            I will be hunting wolves.
            What country Ed?

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            • #7
              :P no need to worry... Christmas, God and Jesus are cancelled. It's culturally insensitive to mention Jesus, Christianity or Christmas.

              Happy holidays to all [enjoy the holiday - don't mention the purpose]

              ---

              PS - I'm listening to 9 lessons & carols ahead of Christmas while drinking an Italian dessert wine. MERY CHRISTMAS AND GOD BLESS!!!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Andrew Walker View Post
                Hi all After much deliberation My family have finally decided how to have a Christmas get together all the while not killing granny and stopping the spread.

                The following rules will apply for entry

                Mandatory negative RAT test ( We are fine here as I snd my nearest and dearest have saved our negative tests from a few months back)

                All unvaxxed guests will wear a yellow Christmas hat as to identify themself That way those whom are scared of us can avoid us if they wish Alternatively it leaves us unvaxxed the option of avoiding the vaxxed This is a win win

                The Christmas turkey along with all other meats will be fully vaccinated 4 shots is the magic number

                We will have a social distancing Marshall on hand to make sure social distancing is maintained throughout the course of festivities.

                How could I have forgotten All must wear N45 masks and these can only be removed upon eating or drinking Fines will apply

                What measures will you be taking this Christmas as to not kill Granny and to stop the spread
                Just need 2 more weeks to flatten the curve & we should be right.

                Also the 2 people I know with heart issues definitely believe the jabs are safe & effective.

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                • #9
                  God bless America

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ism22 View Post
                    God bless America
                    God bless baby Jesus

                    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ6FhS8jMHE
                    When you trust your television
                    what you get is what you got
                    Cause when they own the information
                    they can bend it all they want

                    John Mayer

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by A Country Member View Post
                      What country Ed?
                      What ever country little red riding hood is from. Gotta protect Granny.

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                      • #12
                        Merry Christmas to all the tea drinkers.
                        Hope you all have a wonderful day.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by eddie View Post
                          Merry Christmas to all the tea drinkers.
                          Hope you all have a wonderful day.
                          Merry Christmas to you Eddie
                          When you trust your television
                          what you get is what you got
                          Cause when they own the information
                          they can bend it all they want

                          John Mayer

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                          • #14
                            Merry Christmas to you too Eddie and the rest of the tea drinkers / music lovers group here! Hope you’re all having a great day.

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