The cockroaches vs the Streakers SOO Player ratings -Davo's

[davos]

I know most of you will play the "I don"t care about origin" card while your sobbing away behind your computer screen, but the only thing that can cheer me up are the brain's player ratings. c'mon mate.

[Guest]

I know most of you will play the "I don"t care about origin" card while your sobbing away behind your computer screen, but the only thing that can cheer me up are the brain's player ratings. c'mon mate.

Expect a nine or 10 for Teflon, Brains man love has played with his min lol

[ism22]

Kevin Rudd - 5 -This guy moght just be the next NSW captain...

Freddie Mercury - 2 - This guy tried oh so hard but came up with nothing.

Andre the Giant - 10 - Freakish!!! I'll name my first child after this boy!!!

Kermit the Frong - 1 - Funny, slippery and smiles a lot but way too soft.

There... happy? Shake and add more.

[Andrew Walker]

I think he is in China

[Johnny.]

Kevin Rudd - 5 -This guy moght just be the next NSW captain...

Freddie Mercury - 2 - This guy tried oh so hard but came up with nothing.

Andre the Giant - 10 - Freakish!!! I'll name my first child after this boy!!!

Kermit the Frong - 1 - Funny, slippery and smiles a lot but way too soft.

There... happy? Shake and add more.

Fatty Vautin's Uglier Younger Sister - 3 - Tried hard but had a piss poor coach and a losing team.

[The Brain]

The cockroaches vs the Streakers SOO Player ratings -Davo's

Another series loss stiff shit who cares.
Who do you blame ? our halves ..is fair enough including the 9 .Im more critical of Farah than Pearce couldve kicked 3 goals - 2 from in front .....A lot of SOO series have been won by only two points .
As for Peearce thought he was moving the team well but was too shallow in his options -The Quenslanders defence were quick.Thought Luke Lewis was killing our backline on the right ..once he came off and got out of the way we kicked into gear.
Bird was a man possessed played like dieahard Queenslander. I thought we were unlucky a bit to lose but the Queenslanders are just a fraction better.
But seriously did you all think NSW would win a series with Mr Squiggle as coach?
Who cares go easts.

Sid Vicious - 6 - This punk tried all night but more like an extra forward than a running injecting back. Hayne was better. This bloke is nothing with out Nancy Fergason .The Alco Pops wouldve taken a beating last night .Saw him on top of the roof of kogarah jubilee last night

Mary & Kate Ashley twins 1 -3- Grossly overated winger with no neck if he had a neck he could turn and look and support, blah Morisses dont do it for me.

Mary & Kate Ashley twins 2 -6- The center twin faired a little better had more go in him but also has a bolt on head and a small priick. And id you dont know who the Olsen twins are start watching E and reading Womans Day(you will find your beloved Anasta in there).

Kanye West -6- defensively was unreal -attack wise was a mixed bag -blame Maloney for some shit ball and opportunities .Jenko is good in my books

McPenis-5- Always said he was a SOO player had a few nerves but I think McManus has it ,was unlucky and close to getting another pie ...but he is a novacastrion ....he will be in a drug clinic soon enough.

Mc****nuckle-4-Maloney has the most threatening player on his left and did **** all..sure he had the odd go but not involved enough for my money and when you do that Farah does more nothings for NSW

Man Love-4- I have no man love .I have never bent Pearce over but i grant Rusty was caught in a compromising position with Jamie Soward . Pearce I thought staterd driving the team better once Lewis went off and out of the way.he gave Ingliss plenty of headaches on the night and hopefully ended his season (U didnt see it did you I am not mentioning it-nothing for the judiciary) but he always sets him self shallow on last and doesnt know what he is doing.He is a nervous footballer-**** the origin he needs to get that out of him for Easts sake.

Woody woodpecker -0- You want to talk about Origin nuffies? here is one the Great Aaron Woods.

Farah Fawcet -5- Ive never been a fan of Farah ..I achknowledge there a days he can be good but Ive always said he plays for him self .He is no Captain either he should never been Captain of NSW .Bird shouldve, seriously skipping plum goal shots in a tight match is idiocy .

Giavol gia Hoffman -6 - this Kraut went hard all day but is past his best shouldnt of been there.

Home Alone -0- The most useless player on the field ...k
was killing our backline play thank fark he came off .Lewis wont even play for the gummy ones either this week.

Birdbrain-9- I thought tried every thing in the book .Went hard all night tackled his heart out.He lead by example.He shouldve glassed a few Queenslanders.

Magumba -6- ou ou Me big , me hit hard me kill .Not bad from Fafaita fajita .I like him but thought he couldve ran at the ball deeper and may be ran wide occasionally but is all heart and did good.

The Steward-6- with name like Trent what else is his future .Merrin rates in my book .Shouldve been on the field more.

The elephant man -7 - thought Watmouth was great he made a difference but not enough on the night but that head of his looks like he has been tazered 500 times.

Lost Sheep-3- ha first game Ill give him time, nothing From Boydy this night cya next year champ.

Davos the best i could do with a spare 10 minutes.
Stuff the origin its Easts to win mate

[Guest]

Farah killed NSW last night. For the last 15mins we went one out, one out, one out, when we needed to go wide towards a bung Inglis.

I was screaming for Pearce to do something during that time but he was nowhere. He can't play at rep level, it's that simple.

I'm glad the whole thing is over.

Chook.

[Guest]

Farah killed NSW last night. For the last 15mins we went one out, one out, one out, when we needed to go wide towards a bung Inglis.

I was screaming for Pearce to do something during that time but he was nowhere. He can't play at rep level, it's that simple.

I'm glad the whole thing is over.

Chook.

We were going one out the whole game. When we did shift the ball we were just pedestrian.
I agree with you on Pearce mate. Backwards man love for Maubs is on par with mine for junior but he just is that one step below origin. I felt for him last night, he tries his heart out but just doesn't have it at that level.

I think Farrah over played his hand too much and his service was shit out of dummy half. That first chance we had on there line was poo!! That loose pass was a big killer for me.

Why is it we continually make simple errors at the wrong time constantly. Farrah pass out of dummy half, Maloney hitting the kicker,Dugan drops a sitter off Fiffita in the clear, junior 2 woefull grubbers, Fiffita and The Hoff hitting slater in the air, McManus with that nothing kick from Cronk. Why he stuck his hand out ill never know. Silly mistakes cost is nothing else

[Salvatori Grubber]

Rolf Harris - Played with a 3rd leg and painted people's portraits all night. Exposed himself to children. 5.

[Guest]

Farah killed NSW last night. For the last 15mins we went one out, one out, one out, when we needed to go wide towards a bung Inglis.

I was screaming for Pearce to do something during that time but he was nowhere. He can't play at rep level, it's that simple.

I'm glad the whole thing is over.

Chook.

how many times did he kick on the 4th tackle when NSW were on a roll must have done it at least 4 times the idiot

instead of putting a bomb up from 40 out he decides to look for space from 50 out

[davos]

Woody woodpecker -0- You want to talk about Origin nuffies? here is one the Great Aaron Woods.

Thanks mate, love your work.

On woods, can any one tell me what people see in him.........

[Parkway_Drive]

Thanks mate, love your work.

On woods, can any one tell me what people see in him.........

I have no idea why is he so highly rated....he makes MLK look like a raw meat eating psychotic version of Harvey Howard!!!!!