Worst Halves Combination In The NRL

[stephenj]

im tending to think the australian team combo with lockyer the laughable is pretty dud atm?

[Funky Chicken]

Chris Sandow makes Martin Offiah look like a tackling machine.

And his small man syndrome shoulder charges, and the subsequent cheap shot on the odd occasion he actually puts the man on the ground, makes me want to see someone get up and pulverise the little grub.

The others are just crap, but Sandow is crap and a grub.

[Guest]

Not sure about the worst combination. However there is one halfback in Sydney who is pretty woeful.

Here are the quiz hints:

He wears #7 but has zero creativity.
He has a never ending inside pass he telegraphs 12 seconds before he throws it
His attack consists of a bomb, then hope like hell
He owes his reputation this past season to the talents of a brilliant 5/8
He ALWAYS goes missing in big games like SOO and Grand Finals
He continues to throw intercept passes and kick out on the full in semis
He only got recognition initially because of his surname, and has still only been an average half
His name is not Mortimer

Love youse all,

Ciao

[Spirit of 66]

I love the South's haters, it proves envy.

I hate the idea of contracting syphilis, but that doesn't mean I envy those who have.

[Guest]

I hate the idea of contracting syphilis, but that doesn't mean I envy those who have.

That is true. However a good old fashioned dose of the Pox can harm you, hence your hatred is based on potential harm, that's logical.

South Sydney on the other hand can not harm you, they are simply a football team. I must hazard a guess then, the hatred is inspired by other emotions. Perhaps the envy previously mentioned.

[Rooster_6]

Not sure about the worst combination. However there is one halfback in Sydney who is pretty woeful.

Here are the quiz hints:

He wears #7 but has zero creativity.
He has a never ending inside pass he telegraphs 12 seconds before he throws it
His attack consists of a bomb, then hope like hell
He owes his reputation this past season to the talents of a brilliant 5/8
He ALWAYS goes missing in big games like SOO and Grand Finals
He continues to throw intercept passes and kick out on the full in semis
He only got recognition initially because of his surname, and has still only been an average half
His name is not Mortimer

Love youse all,

Ciao

Looks like you've been reading too many forums... haters you were saying earlier?

Who knows maybe one day you'll be able to analyse the game yourself without having to get your 'opinions' from forums. Not much has changed it seems still as thick as a rock when it comes to footy...

[stephenj]

cronc and lockyer

[Spirit of 66]

That is true. However a good old fashioned dose of the Pox can harm you, hence your hatred is based on potential harm, that's logical.

South Sydney on the other hand can not harm you, they are simply a football team. I must hazard a guess then, the hatred is inspired by other emotions. Perhaps the envy previously mentioned.

Perhaps. But I never said that I hated Souths.

I find them very amusing - particularly their supporters. At the start of every year they ponce about, boasting that they are going to win the comp, despite 40 years of abject failure and disappointment. They seem oblivious to their own recent past, and concentrate instead on the same tired stories of the distant past. They are like feeble, impotent geriatrics boasting about the sexual conquests of their youth.

Souths history (modern not ancient) fills me with joy. I was there to see Steve Mavin self destruct (I even comforted the old lady sitting next to me as she wept). I was there when Rusty got that old codger to ring the bell before their annual flogging. I was there when Merritt dropped the ball after running 75 meters with nobody near him.

All these things add colour and laughter to our game.

Hell, I don't hate Souths. I LOVE them.

[Guest]

Perhaps. But I never said that I hated Souths.

I find them very amusing - particularly their supporters. At the start of every year they ponce about, boasting that they are going to win the comp, despite 40 years of abject failure and disappointment. They seem oblivious to their own recent past, and concentrate instead on the same tired stories of the distant past. They are like feeble, impotent geriatrics boasting about the sexual conquests of their youth.

Souths history (modern not ancient) fills me with joy. I was there to see Steve Mavin self destruct (I even comforted the old lady sitting next to me as she wept). I was there when Rusty got that old codger to ring the bell before their annual flogging. I was there when Merritt dropped the ball after running 75 meters with nobody near him.

All these things add colour and laughter to our game.

Hell, I don't hate Souths. I LOVE them.

Classic...Love it!

[Guest]

souffs supporting relos "I'd rather miss the finals than lose the big one"
me "well, you're used to that feeling..."

[stephenj]

souths fans only see the finals if theyre on the tv in centrelink?

[crikey chris]

souths fans only see the finals if theyre on the tv in centrelink?

gold

[stephenj]

thanks.

[Guest]

That is true. However a good old fashioned dose of the Pox can harm you, hence your hatred is based on potential harm, that's logical.

South Sydney on the other hand can not harm you, they are simply a football team. I must hazard a guess then, the hatred is inspired by other emotions. Perhaps the envy previously mentioned.

While it is true that Souths can not harm you, I dispute that they are a football team. More like a mob.

[Guest]

Not sure about the worst combination. However there is one halfback in Sydney who is pretty woeful.

Here are the quiz hints:

He wears #7 but has zero creativity.
He has a never ending inside pass he telegraphs 12 seconds before he throws it
His attack consists of a bomb, then hope like hell
He owes his reputation this past season to the talents of a brilliant 5/8
He ALWAYS goes missing in big games like SOO and Grand Finals
He continues to throw intercept passes and kick out on the full in semis
He only got recognition initially because of his surname, and has still only been an average half
His name is not Mortimer

Love youse all,

Ciao

Brett Finch?