Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

[Johnny Tobin]

Even though I'm a Souths fan, some of those are very funny JT, especially the hot dog one.

I even laughed at that one as I was writing it.

[Johnny Tobin]

Turkey Neck is in the papers
Saying none of their players will go

They have money left in the cap
His nose really starts to grow

He put a proposal to the NRL
About Inglis being good to go

But it just didn't do the trick

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

They lost half the team to sign the fat prick.

[Johnny Tobin]

And now the Beautiful Champion
Has moved to the city of grey

And one week after going
He said that he was there to stay

Champion is convinced the move
Can only help his play

He said there they train for real

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

While at Souffs they teach you to drink and steal.

[Johnny Tobin]

Souffs fans are so easy
To mock and ridicule

A bunch of inbred nobodies
The smartest ones are fools

But to go on about it
Would be really mean and cruel

There is only one thing you have to see

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

The only ones without two heads have three.

[Vasco]

hahaha u know whats funny on our site we dont even mention you losers but on your forum we are all you talk about.

One finals appearance since 1989. The word "loser" would be better used when talking about South Sydney.

[Johnny Tobin]

The ugliest man in league
Has got a barrel bum

He lays all the blame
On his uglier mum

She really wanted a daughter
But she got an ugly son

To play for Souffs he has travelled far

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

Dave Taylor - go back to Avatar.

[trewhella]

Souf Sydney have decided
to retire their canoe
They finally decided
that too much will make you spew

They gleefully invested in
a junk food addict dressed in blue

Hes already hit every take away in Maroubra
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

The kunts got more chins than Oprah

[Guest]

"Southern Express" is the latest turd
To tread the well worn trail

Souffs fans arrive before Round One
Thinking that they can't fail

But they always leave after that game
With between their legs a tail

Idiots like this don't ever last

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

Put that hot dog back in the flask

One of your best JT. Triple Gold

[Guest]

You are a legend JT, your poetry is pure gold!! I really needed a good laugh as i can't stand this time of year, all heat and no footy is driving me nuts!

[Guest]

hahaha u know whats funny on our site we dont even mention you losers but on your forum we are all you talk about.

1. Why the hell are you even on here?
2. My girlfriend goes for the Vermin (it's the ONLY thing I hate about her) and your forums are EXACTLY the same.
3. You anal douche bag.

[melon....]

Whats with Souffs inbreds and their pathetic little rants
Storming in before round 1 to do a song and dance
But we all know when the time comes
Who wears the skirt and who wears the pants

They just havent got a clue

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

Id stick to the canoe.

[Guest]

Souff Sydney haven't won the comp since 1971
Yet when they talk about their premierships it makes them want to cum
Rusty bought Greg Inglis so he could take him up the bum

And their halfback is a runt

Glory glory to Souff Sydney
Glory glory to Souff Sydney
Glory glory to Souff Sydney

Greg Inglis is a fat c*nt!

[Guest]

lol Shmitee...

[Guest]

Sandow and Sutton are two most over rated halves
When it comes to it our six and seven kick their arse
After footy their career will be stealing cars

And their mothers dance with poles

Glory glory to Souff Sydney
Glory glory to Souff Sydney
Glory glory to Souff Sydney

Their supporters are born from the OTHER hole!

[trewhella]

definately raw

but I love the passion.