Tigers player in hot water

[bigben]

Stay tuned police are about to reveal to the media about a tigers player in a bit of trouble. Thats all i have for now, check out the tigers forum.

[stephenj]

ban him for life? lote letr out again is he? whats benji done this time?

[Guest]

I'm very curious.

[stephenj]

ill bet its made gallops weekend? our house might become the big house?

[Chris]

Be very careful what you guys post here, nothings been confirmed by the West Tigers or the media yet, so for those in the know.. please be careful.

[Guest]

I have nothing to add at this time on advice of my lawyers.

Well, actually my girlfriend, who watched Rake. And enjoyed it.

I actually spent the first few minutes wondering what Bob Hawke was doing back in a court room.

[Guest]

Benji Marshall.....Face of the game curse strikes again!
He and another bloke allegedly jumped a bloke and busted his lip!

[Spirit of 66]

The Tigers forum is talking about "assault" and an "emergency board meeting" being held tonight. There is also an implication that the person involved in this is not a fringe player, but an established first grader.

[Spirit of 66]

Be very careful what you guys post here, nothings been confirmed by the West Tigers or the media yet, so for those in the know.. please be careful.

Hope my last post is kosher, Chris. Delete it if you think that's best.

[Guest]

Simon Bouda just reported on channel 9 that Benji was allegedly involved in a verbal and then came back with his mate and assaulted the man!
What was it that Benji was saying the other day? ....''You don't have to worry about me being involved in any scandal's''

[BUDDY]

Foxsports just confirmed it was Marshal at a city McDonalds at 3:20am this morning.

All good to let fly.

Sack him as the face of the league, ban him for 4 weeks. Hasler to hold another press conference at 7:00pm tonight.

[Guest]

crowdiegal: #NRL More bad news... Benji Marshall is to be questioned by police over an assault at The Rocks last night

[Chris]

Hope my last post is kosher, Chris. Delete it if you think that's best.

The media published the details about 5 minutes ago, so go for your life now

[Spirit of 66]

I look forward to Phil Rothfield's hysterical response. Given the punishment he advocated for Todd, I expect ritual dismemberment will be suggested this time.

[Guest]

Simon Bouda just reported on channel 9 that Benji was involved in a verbal and then came back with his mate and assaulted the man!
What was it that Benji was saying the other day? ....''You don't have to worry about me being involved in any scandal's''

Irony.

Apparently, under the Wikipedia entry, it says Irony was the first Rhetorical device killed in grammatical history.