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I've come to the conclusion we should give up on trying to make players stop drinking!!!
What we need is stronger drinkers who can drink a LOT but still:
- Turn up to training.
- Hold their cr@p in until they get back totheir hotel rooms.
- Stumble back to the CORRECT hotel room.
- Not drive (or blow 0.01 after drinking a case coz they are that strong.)
- Leave trashy women alone (you know... the type who WILL cry rape/assault. Just yell "FARKING SLUTS!!!!" at them with LOTS of people watching coz will stop them and won't be a rape/assault... actually don't even do that coz they'll say they felt scared by it i.e. were verbally assaulted although they really just wanted a shag with somebody famous coz they are trash.)
- Leave other women alone (or shag them consensually rather than thumping them.)
- Walk away from fights + be thinking "peace and looooove" after a BIG night drinking.
- Simply not get drunk (you know those big happy guys who get happy but never quite drunk.)
- Don't drink because they are religuous nutters who would jump off a cliff before sipping a beer.
Who would be League's strongest drinker anyway? I reckon Weyman would go alright... Piggy maybe?
What we need is stronger drinkers who can drink a LOT but still:
- Turn up to training.
- Hold their cr@p in until they get back totheir hotel rooms.
- Stumble back to the CORRECT hotel room.
- Not drive (or blow 0.01 after drinking a case coz they are that strong.)
- Leave trashy women alone (you know... the type who WILL cry rape/assault. Just yell "FARKING SLUTS!!!!" at them with LOTS of people watching coz will stop them and won't be a rape/assault... actually don't even do that coz they'll say they felt scared by it i.e. were verbally assaulted although they really just wanted a shag with somebody famous coz they are trash.)
- Leave other women alone (or shag them consensually rather than thumping them.)
- Walk away from fights + be thinking "peace and looooove" after a BIG night drinking.
- Simply not get drunk (you know those big happy guys who get happy but never quite drunk.)
- Don't drink because they are religuous nutters who would jump off a cliff before sipping a beer.
Who would be League's strongest drinker anyway? I reckon Weyman would go alright... Piggy maybe?
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