The "Missile" Tackle

[rooster_booster]

The Daily Tele/Courier Mail are set to wage war on the missle tackle (namely a player diving into the legs down low whilst 2 players hold the ball up top). Enemy number one for this tackle is our own JWH. After reviewing the vision of his 'indescretion' it is clear its nothing more than a beat up. Even the photo's in the paper are 2 completely different tackles trying to make them look like one.

Ill have a link shortly.

[supermario]

Ive noticed that J does tackle around the legs, which is fine, but this crap from the tell u crap is just a beat up !

We are going to have a name for just about every tackle and everything will be penalised shortly !!!!

So now we have:

The grapple,
the crusher
the chicken wing
the missile
The Hoppa

Any that i have missed ?

Lets think of other names,

The Twister - where a players nipple is twisted in a tackle
The brown nose - Ala Nathan friend tackling hindeys arse with his nose
The Soward- Any tackle made by a 5/8 defending on the wing.

[Billy Gunn]

Dont forget the Squirrel grip!

[Geohood]

Great, now it'll be a 15-2 penalty count against us instead of 11-2 on Sunday.

[Spanner in the works]

Ive noticed that J does tackle around the legs, which is fine, but this crap from the tell u crap is just a beat up !

We are going to have a name for just about every tackle and everything will be penalised shortly !!!!

So now we have:

The grapple,
the crusher
the chicken wing
the missile
The Hoppa

Any that i have missed ?

Lets think of other names,

The Twister - where a players nipple is twisted in a tackle
The brown nose - Ala Nathan friend tackling hindeys arse with his nose
The Soward- Any tackle made by a 5/8 defending on the wing.

You have to make the tackle first, rather than getting slapped away like a small child...