Lara Bingle speaks about Todd Carney

[ROC181]

Lara Bingle speaks;
" Duuuuhhhh, yeaaaaaahhh"
Thank You Lara!

[novice chook]

She fits the male respondents' description of the ideal woman, in the top woman's magazine relationship survey:

"Pretty [ie; and curvy] blonde not as intelligent as you are" - top response.


Females picked as their top response: "Tall, dark, and handsome with a large...income".


'Short, light, handsome, unemployed, tattooed to the max' wasn't in the survey, but probably wouldn't be near the top.

Dumb as Lara Bingle is she's still challenge TC as far as intelligence goes. Carney wouldn't have two brain cells to rub together to produce a spark. Probably just as well as he'd only use the flame to set someone's arse on fire.

Everyone is different regarding what's attracts them - one person's trash is another person's treasure. For some reason I can't understand myself I've always been partial to red headed blokes, not exactly a fave with a lot of women.

NC

[Guest]

Good breeders.

[Guest]

Good breeders.

A genetic jacuzzi as Robin Williams said.

[Guest]

A genetic jacuzzi as Robin Williams said.

A spa bath of frothing jiz, accompanied by beer and news ltd.

[Guest]

A spa bath of frothing jiz, accompanied by beer and news ltd.

You always talk a mite pretty, Mr. Lamarr.

[Guest]

You always talk a mite pretty, Mr. Lamarr.

Close enough.

[Guest]

Close enough.

I didn't want to use the W word.

[Guest]

Wellnigh! I said it for you, the pain is gone??

[Guest]

Wellnigh! I said it for you, the pain is gone??

Thank you, I feel better.

[bondi-boy]

Do you read your women's magazines in a nice hot bubble bath with a nice champers and Alanis Morrisett playing in the background Bondi-Bitch?

And then finish off by emptying your bag over a poster of Toddy boy?

Nah, the article was in a major online newspaper.

Have read many Cleo and Cosmo magazines over the decades, doesn't hurt to check on what the opposite sex is up to.

[Guest]

Nah, the article was in a major online newspaper.

Have read many Cleo and Cosmo magazines over the decades, doesn't hurt to check on what the opposite sex is up to.

I consider women's magazines to be our version of the Engima machine.

[bondi-boy]

I consider women's magazines to be our version of the Engima machine.

One sealed section I read long ago in a Chinese takeaway shop in a small coastal village informed the reader step by step how to be the world's best male lover, with a female partner. :-)

I had to commit it all to memory as I wasn't near a photocopy machine at the time.

The gifts we're given in life when we least expect them.

[chook 56]

One sealed section I read long ago in a Chinese takeaway shop in a small coastal village informed the reader step by step how to be the world's best male lover, with a female partner. :-)

Only one thing will last BB.
Remember it.......CHOCOLATE !!!!

[crikey chris]

Only one thing will last BB.
Remember it.......CHOCOLATE !!!!

tasty