Blue Jersey, Red Coq, Easts

[Bansai Pipeline]

Three simple things to turn this diabolical football club around:

1. One Jersey
Piss off every other jersey except for the blue one.

As for the NRL requirement for an alternative strip, screw the NRL and pay the fine week in, week out.

That ANZAC day aqua camo travesty would be wiped from history. And our summer whites have had their day too. Bin them.

I'd also be up for a return to cotton instead of that neoprene sheet but I'm prepared to negotiate on this point.

2. Red Coq
We lose our idiot Opera House headed logo and return to the simple red coq. It's French and better than anything else in Australian sport.

3. Easts
Piss off the Sydney nonsense. It's not Super League anymore. We're not trying to pretend we're bigger than we are. We're the Eastern Suburbs District Rugby League Football Club. We're fcuking Easts FFS. 'Sydney Roosters'. Pathetic. Makes me sick.

[TheLoneRooster]

All points work for me but I'm a purist at heart.

I would also add one more thing - harden the fark up and take on slothfield and his ilk.

[Andrew Walker]

Yes I am sure this would turn it all aroound for this club Possibly seeing us win 5 straight GFs 7 if we were to go back to cotton jerseys

[chook 56]

Yes I am sure this would turn it all aroound for this club Possibly seeing us win 5 straight GFs 7 if we were to go back to cotton jerseys

Bags you get to iron them all, Mr Walker

[bondi paul]

Three simple things to turn this diabolical football club around:

1. One Jersey
Piss off every other jersey except for the blue one.

As for the NRL requirement for an alternative strip, screw the NRL and pay the fine week in, week out.

That ANZAC day aqua camo travesty would be wiped from history. And our summer whites have had their day too. Bin them.

I'd also be up for a return to cotton instead of that neoprene sheet but I'm prepared to negotiate on this point.

2. Red Coq
We lose our idiot Opera House headed logo and return to the simple red coq. It's French and better than anything else in Australian sport.

3. Easts
Piss off the Sydney nonsense. It's not Super League anymore. We're not trying to pretend we're bigger than we are. We're the Eastern Suburbs District Rugby League Football Club. We're fcuking Easts FFS. 'Sydney Roosters'. Pathetic. Makes me sick.

i say return the original rooster emblem with easts to win scribed on the footy.a great trademark.

[Andrew Walker]

Bags you get to iron them all, Mr Walker

8 if that happens

[Bansai Pipeline]

This homo club needs to start respecting itself again.

[Rocky Rhodes]

But those camouflage uniforms are so authentic that I couldn't even spot Braith all Anzac day.

[Easts75]

Three simple things to turn this diabolical football club around:

1. One Jersey
Piss off every other jersey except for the blue one.

As for the NRL requirement for an alternative strip, screw the NRL and pay the fine week in, week out.

That ANZAC day aqua camo travesty would be wiped from history. And our summer whites have had their day too. Bin them.

I'd also be up for a return to cotton instead of that neoprene sheet but I'm prepared to negotiate on this point.

2. Red Coq
We lose our idiot Opera House headed logo and return to the simple red coq. It's French and better than anything else in Australian sport.

3. Easts
Piss off the Sydney nonsense. It's not Super League anymore. We're not trying to pretend we're bigger than we are. We're the Eastern Suburbs District Rugby League Football Club. We're fcuking Easts FFS. 'Sydney Roosters'. Pathetic. Makes me sick.

Point 3. Could not agree more, think you would find most supporters would agree!!!

[Spirit of 66]

And as a counterpoint, I say:

1. Change our name to the Bondi Breakers

2. Choose a more contemporary looking jersey - maybe something in a Diesel Punk style - and use a different colour scheme every week

3. Rent out the space that would normally include our logo. Put a Coke or Macdonalds logo there instead.

[Guest]

Almost fell of my chair laughing!
Well done indeed.

[Vasco]

I agree with all points however I can't see any of them ever changing.

[The Brain]

This homo club needs to start respecting itself again.

Oxford St Roosters sounds distinguished

[Guest]

But those camouflage uniforms are so authentic that I couldn't even spot Braith all Anzac day.

Been waiting all year to regurgitate that one rocky? lol At least try and be original.

We have lost our aura as a professional club that's for sure.

Chook.

[Guest]

I agree with all of it except I like our current logo and I also like "Sydney Roosters"