The 2025 poem

[Bates]

What a garbage thread.

I'm surprised no one has written a poem about Trump and how he's bank rolling Peter Dutton's campaign.

Trump no doubt will be after all the Uranium that's under our soil.

[Batemans Bay Rooster]

I'm not a poetry man and I see you not either

Not sure I've heard you ever like anything bro, so no surprise.

[Rooster1908]

Not sure I've heard you ever like anything bro, so no surprise.

Love reeling you in .

[Batemans Bay Rooster]

Love reeling you in .

Good for you. Enjoy the season.

[SupermanSupportsEasts4Eva]

Early contender for the crappiest thread of the season.

[007]

I'm surprised no one has written a poem about Trump and how he's bank rolling Peter Dutton's campaign.

Not exactly a poem but the best I could find which I think sums up Trump very nicely.

A parody from the excellent song ‘The Sound of Silence’ by Simon & Garfunkel. Attached music clip at the end.

Hello darkness my old friend.
It’s time for him to tweet again,
but first he’ll have to check in with fox news
‘cause that’s the only place he gets his clues.
That’s how things get planted in his brain,
where they remain,
and it confounds the science.

The problem is he’s not alone.
He tweets to people on his phone
that global warming is a giant hoax
perpetuated by the liberal folks,
and he hires people that all think the same,
that play his game
and it confounds the science.

When he talks to crowds of four
he sees ten thousand maybe more,
believing they all think he’s god on earth
and was the product of a virgin birth
and if you disagree you’re the victim of fake news
or feminist shrews
and it confounds the science.

“Fools,” says he, “you do not know
it makes me smart from so much dough.
I know exactly where the problems are.”
But his solutions are beyond bizarre
‘cause his words never quite a sentence make
and thus he spake
and it confounds the science.
No limits on pollution now.
There’s not a thing we don’t allow.
Dump the garbage in the waterway.
Spray the toxins where your children play.
All the signs say that life on the planet is headed for a downward fall.
Go to the mall,
and continue to confound the science.

Confounds the Science - (Parody of) Sound of Silence - REMIX | Don Caron / Linda Gower