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    Thaaar be rough seas ahead said the cap'n. Any self-help tips for what's gonna help you through this storm?

    Mine are:
    - Walk the dog.

    - Homebrew and grappa. Fortunately my cabinet it well stocked as I did two batches earlier on and bought a heap of grappa from Italy.

    - Give mum a call. She's in her late 80's (dad would be in his early hundreds) and it's easy to forget what you've got until it's gone.

    - Running. Though it's a big part of my lifestyle to run long distances every day, a cheap 'win' at a Saturday parkrun / funrun can be a good little ego boost. Tomorrow I don't care what my program says... I'm jogging to the biggest PR in my region and farkin smashing one out to crush all the local youngsters. Big stack of pancakes and a coffee after. Jizzy needs a release...

    - Gaming. Currently working through an epic (Japanese) turn by turn strategy game series on my Sega Saturn. Think ~3h marathon style battles where you're always outnumbered & outgunned (backed into a corner against the odds), the board changes multiple times to disadvantage you further and unless you nail your strategy you're faaaarked. Epic music and dialogue (all complex political moves with alliances flaking all over the place)... love it. My sorta gaming!!! I also have an online RPG on my Dreamcast that I've neglected... I'll be back at it soon for sure.

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    I asked the misses for some sympathy sex

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    • #3
      Ism son - head to Nimbin and get on it big time bro.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SupermanSupportsEasts4Eva View Post
        I asked the misses for some sympathy sex
        Can she handle balls better than the rubbish we just saw?
        1985: 1 try vs Parramatta, 1 try vs Manly, 1 try vs Wests, 2 tries vs Souffs
        1986: 2 tries vs Illawarra, 1 try vs Balmain, 2 tries vs Norths.

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        • #5
          There's an easier way: don't watching football or any sport so seriously. Most of them are multi millionaires who couldn't give a fark, you think Chad Townsend is going home upset after that performance? People need to stop putting so much energy in to watching millionaires throw a ball around.

          Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, what year is this?

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          • #6
            Booze.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ism22 View Post
              Thaaar be rough seas ahead said the cap'n. Any self-help tips for what's gonna help you through this storm?

              Mine are:
              - Walk the dog.

              - Homebrew and grappa. Fortunately my cabinet it well stocked as I did two batches earlier on and bought a heap of grappa from Italy.

              - Give mum a call. She's in her late 80's (dad would be in his early hundreds) and it's easy to forget what you've got until it's gone.

              - Running. Though it's a big part of my lifestyle to run long distances every day, a cheap 'win' at a Saturday parkrun / funrun can be a good little ego boost. Tomorrow I don't care what my program says... I'm jogging to the biggest PR in my region and farkin smashing one out to crush all the local youngsters. Big stack of pancakes and a coffee after. Jizzy needs a release...

              - Gaming. Currently working through an epic (Japanese) turn by turn strategy game series on my Sega Saturn. Think ~3h marathon style battles where you're always outnumbered & outgunned (backed into a corner against the odds), the board changes multiple times to disadvantage you further and unless you nail your strategy you're faaaarked. Epic music and dialogue (all complex political moves with alliances flaking all over the place)... love it. My sorta gaming!!! I also have an online RPG on my Dreamcast that I've neglected... I'll be back at it soon for sure.
              There's a lot to unpack there...

              Have you ever done a Forest Gump & just said "F##k it, I'm just gonna keep on running" & don't go back home for a long time?

              Also what are your prefered running shoes?

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              • #8
                as a fellow runner ism you'll appreciate my advice .

                I average 50 odd km per week in cairns and ran a 1.15 half in nz .

                every roosters game from now until the end of the year I intend rubbing balls in extra strength deep heat whilst rubbing dencorub in my eyes, all the while playing bohemian rhapsody on repeat .

                I figure that will be a better way to spend my time then watch sandon and chad ....

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by mattyh View Post

                  every roosters game from now until the end of the year I intend rubbing balls in extra strength deep heat whilst rubbing dencorub in my eyes, all the while playing bohemian rhapsody on repeat .

                  I figure that will be a better way to spend my time then watch sandon and chad ....
                  Well played sir....

                  Could be the quote of the year in this forum.....
                  Originally posted by Bondi Boy

                  Pathetic!
                  What a rabble we are.

                  Oh well, maybe next year

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                  • #10
                    as a fan i remember that i don't have responsibility for the team. apart from supporting them there's nothing i can do. not my job.
                    there's a lot of other things to do - read, watch movies ...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SupermanSupportsEasts4Eva View Post
                      I asked the misses for some sympathy sex
                      Would you be able to get it up after watching that performance ?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SupermanSupportsEasts4Eva View Post
                        I asked the misses for some sympathy sex
                        It’s a numbers game. I ask every night.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SupermanSupportsEasts4Eva View Post
                          I asked the misses for some sympathy sex
                          Lucky you.

                          More than one?!

                          Did you play the odds and get lucky?
                          1985: 1 try vs Parramatta, 1 try vs Manly, 1 try vs Wests, 2 tries vs Souffs
                          1986: 2 tries vs Illawarra, 1 try vs Balmain, 2 tries vs Norths.

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