Statistics....

[HEGtheROOSTER]

According to the News Limited stats, the Roosters had:

- less metres gained than any other team

- the least number of line breaks of any team

- made more handling errors than any other team

- and conceded more penalties than any other team


Quite surprising we finished as high up as thirteenth really, isn't it?

[Thirteen]

But we respect women.....and our half back got to screw a Pussy Cat Doll!

[TheLoneRooster]

But we respect women.....and our half back got to screw a Pussy Cat Doll!

In the words of Charlie Sheen ...
WINNING



Being serious for a moment, 13th was an achievement Heg when you throw in the idiots at the helm.

[davos]

After the performance against the eels, late in the season where sandow humiliated us, we deserved to win the spoon for sure.

And were it not for a bit of RTS brilliance against the merge, we would have been a shoe in for the utensil.

[Guest]

But we respect women.....and our half back got to screw a Pussy Cat Doll!

and a playboy model, Everyones Fantasy i guess

[me_wantee]

Statistics say 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

[Muffdaddy]

46.7% of all stats are made up.

[Guest]

According to the News Limited stats, the Roosters had:

- less metres gained than any other team

- the least number of line breaks of any team

- made more handling errors than any other team

- and conceded more penalties than any other team


Quite surprising we finished as high up as thirteenth really, isn't it?

We were lucky that we managed to bring a few teams down to our sh*t level Heg, and beat them with experience. Other wise we would have finished last.

[Headless Chook]

Statistics say 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

Interestingly....despite 6 out of 7 dwarves not being happy, only one was found to be grumpy!

[Headless Chook]

We were lucky that we managed to bring a few teams down to our sh*t level Heg, and beat them with experience. Other wise we would have finished last.

How did we manage that? We had the least experienced squad in the whole NRL!!!

[stephenj]

pure natural talent and the expert guidance of braith with the electric play of mini!

[Guest]

How did we manage that? We had the least experienced squad in the whole NRL!!!

Experience at playing at a sh*t level headless is what I meant.

My opinion (tongue in cheek comment) was an adaption of a famous saying. That being - never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Tigers game comes to mind. They (tigers) were terrible and we did our best to let them nearly bite us on the backside.

[Headless Chook]

Experience at playing at a sh*t level headless is what I meant.

My opinion (tongue in cheek comment) was an adaption of a famous saying. That being - never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Tigers game comes to mind. They (tigers) were terrible and we did our best to let them nearly bite us on the backside.

Gotcha now....I see what you were saying!