Any truth in this rumour?

[Kingsgrove-Loiner]

The team had their first pre season get together this morning and aparently Quade Cooper turned up.

He was stopped at the gate by security and they had a heated discussion, that I'm told went something like:

Security - 'sorry mate, where are you going?"

QC "I need to go in - I'm having a chat with Trent Robinson"

Security - "I've been told not to let anyone in - and what's in your bag?"

QC "Nothing"

Security "come on mate, what's in the bag?"

QC "I told you - nothing"

Security "Mate, I won't ask you again, what's in the bag?"

QC Looking embarrassed "OK,OK - there's a glock pistol, some German porn, some forged bank notes and a bag of class A drugs"

Security "OK, that's fine - I was worried you'd brought your boots".

My source asssures me this is 100% correct........

[chook 56]

[Guest]

I pictured Mini instead of Cooper

[Muffdaddy]

Very good. You had me worried at Quade Cooper, but then relieved.

[Hawkeye]

Will this rumour now appear in the DT ?

[Cockadoodledoo]

What a ridiculous rumor. It is common knowledge Cooper prefers Swedish porn.

[Guest]

What a ridiculous rumor. It is common knowledge Cooper prefers Swedish porn.

I will not ask, how you know this

Maybe some vandersexxxx, it good form.

I hope he knows the safe word

fluggaenkdechioebolsen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=...ture=endscreen

[Guest]

The team had their first pre season get together this morning and aparently Quade Cooper turned up.

He was stopped at the gate by security and they had a heated discussion, that I'm told went something like:

Security - 'sorry mate, where are you going?"

QC "I need to go in - I'm having a chat with Trent Robinson"

Security - "I've been told not to let anyone in - and what's in your bag?"

QC "Nothing"

Security "come on mate, what's in the bag?"

QC "I told you - nothing"

Security "Mate, I won't ask you again, what's in the bag?"

QC Looking embarrassed "OK,OK - there's a glock pistol, some German porn, some forged bank notes and a bag of class A drugs"

Security "OK, that's fine - I was worried you'd brought your boots".

My source asssures me this is 100% correct........

Classic shit!!

[novice chook]

You'd be more worried about what Cooper may have in his bag on the way out wouldn't you? That's when security should be checking its contents, to make sure that he hasn't managed to 'acquire' anything of value on his visit. Remember he does have a history of being a little 'light fingered'.

NC

[Guest]

You'd be more worried about what Cooper may have in his bag on the way out wouldn't you? That's when security should be checking its contents, to make sure that he hasn't managed to 'acquire' anything of value on his visit. Remember he does have a history of being a little 'light fingered'.

NC

wonder what was on those laptops...?

[novice chook]

wonder what was on those laptops...?

Perhaps material that Cooper would prefer not be in the public domain? After all, he was willing to put his career and reputation on the line to get hold of them.

NC

[Guest]

Love it. Top shelf posting there

[Guest]

You'd be more worried about what Cooper may have in his bag on the way out wouldn't you? That's when security should be checking its contents, to make sure that he hasn't managed to 'acquire' anything of value on his visit. Remember he does have a history of being a little 'light fingered'.

NC

Do you think Mini could actually fit into his bag?

[davos]

Do you think Mini could actually fit into his bag?

He did do Gymnastics when he was a teenager, so maybe he could.

[novice chook]

Do you think Mini could actually fit into his bag?

Not sure, but more importantly, you still class Mini as valuable?

NC