Maloney on the Footy Show

[Guest]

He did quite well on TV, seems almost like a natural in front of cameras

[Guest]

I thought it was the most funniest thing on free to air TV in a while...

He is exactly what this team and club needed as he has been performing on the field as well so I would not want to change anything about him in the mean time.

Although can you only imagine how funny it would have been this morning when he rocked up to training after the team saw that last night...

[Guest]

Fatty "what is your favourite part of your partners body"

Maloney "definitely her arse"

[Guest]

Fatty "what is your favourite part of your partners body"

Maloney "definitely her arse"

His partner said he has an arse fetish

[Guest]

at the end did he say he hit Michael Luck or kissed him?

[Guest]

at the end did he say he hit Michael Luck or kissed him?

Kissed, in fact I think "pashed" was mentioned! Fair dinkum he is unembarassable! (I know that's not a real word)

[Guest]

and didn't he show up the embarrassingly unfunny Beau Ryan

Didn't he. I particularly liked at the end when Ryan asked him if his missus wore glasses, and James replied that she's a great judge of character. Shut him up big time.

I pissed myself at the BBQing alone bit. That was gold.

Chook.

[DirtyHarry]

Ireckon Ryan seemed to be threatened by Maloney -

[Guest]

Ireckon Ryan seemed to be threatened by Maloney -

i just watched it and thought the same thing. James was hilarious and Ryan just sounded like a dopey bogan.

Also I was not surprised to see that vautin is even worse than when I last saw him a few years back. He blows big time.

[stsae]

I didn't think anyone but little old me watched the Thursday night Fatty Show???

Something about not enough footy content, too many jokes.

It was very funny IMO. I personally love the show, all the innuendo and silly stunts, it's entertainment by footballers who are very funny usually.

I'm waiting for the next rant about the Fatty Show to bring this up again.

[Guest]

did the bloke who won the chance to kick for $10K get it?

He seemed pretty confident

[stsae]

did the bloke who won the chance to kick for $10K get it?

He seemed pretty confident

Nailed it.

Then Fletch and Beau nailed him.

I love seeing someone pull a win like that.

[Guest]

Nailed it.

Then Fletch and Beau nailed him.

I love seeing someone pull a win like that.

at the SFS many years back a mate and myself were given 2 pads full of entries to fill out for the halftime kickoff run by 2MMM I think. We sat there for an hour furiously filling them out, put them in the entry box, and my mate got drawn out.

Had his first kick from in front for $100, and it hit the post and went through. Has his second kick halfway out towards the touchline for $2000, and kicked it. So then he had a kick for $80,000 from the touchline, and the announcer guy said to him "how do you feel about kicking for $80,000 in front of 40,000 people" (it was a semi) and he replied, "I guess everyone gets $2 each if I make it". Got a huge laugh from the crowd

His effort from the touchline was a disgrace, but because they'd raced through the whole process pretty quickly, the announcer said "Should we give him another shot?", and the crowd screamed "YES"

For his 2nd attempt he reverted to the straight on toe bash style kick. I was sitting almost directly behind the kick, and as he struck it and it left the boot sweetly, I leapt to my feet an shouted "He's kicked it!". But fark me it faded just slightly and missed to the right by about 2 metres at the most. Had the distance too.

We still had a pretty big night at The Royal then Archies

[Vasco]

at the SFS many years back a mate and myself were given 2 pads full of entries to fill out for the halftime kickoff run by 2MMM I think. We sat there for an hour furiously filling them out, put them in the entry box, and my mate got drawn out.

Had his first kick from in front for $100, and it hit the post and went through. Has his second kick halfway out towards the touchline for $2000, and kicked it. So then he had a kick for $80,000 from the touchline, and the announcer guy said to him "how do you feel about kicking for $80,000 in front of 40,000 people" (it was a semi) and he replied, "I guess everyone gets $2 each if I make it". Got a huge laugh from the crowd

His effort from the touchline was a disgrace, but because they'd raced through the whole process pretty quickly, the announcer said "Should we give him another shot?", and the crowd screamed "YES"

For his 2nd attempt he reverted to the straight on toe bash style kick. I was sitting almost directly behind the kick, and as he struck it and it left the boot sweetly, I leapt to my feet an shouted "He's kicked it!". But fark me it faded just slightly and missed to the right by about 2 metres at the most. Had the distance too.

We still had a pretty big night at The Royal then Archies

Archies...they were the days.

I remember seeing Gillmeister there on a Thursday night...he was playing Souffs on the Friday night.

He duly had a shocker. Does anyone else remember that game?

[Guest]

Ireckon Ryan seemed to be threatened by Maloney -

I'm sick of Beau Ryan going to Parramatta Mall & taking advantage of the homeless & people with little English for the sake of a couple of laughs.His Ryan Report last note was terrible.