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    Part one of the endless dream begins.Flogging the dogs .Part two is sending Stfarkwits to Kingdom come.
    An expected turnaround this week on last weeks crap.Tipped Chooks by 30 and luvin it.
    What was pleasing was Friend and SKD .Friend is never a let down but has been all sorts with his attacking game and it came good last night even the players new where his kicks were going for a change.
    Hard to pick MOM. Maloney ,SBWmania Both were big factors.JWH had an impact with many good runs and heaps of offloads.
    Halves went well , both Hookers ,Forwards punched away etc and kept them to zero too.

    We have a decent side people its just how far can the coach take them and how much do they want it.
    When we take on Manly and Melbourne will be a good indicator

    Arrivederci -5- Wasnt that bad .I mean we were zero right but he nearly cost us again with another Mini Dumbler .Its time Mini. Teach RTS some thing and hang em up.

    Dan the Man -4- defensively strong quiet in attack .Plenty of time Toups is young and still learning the ropes , fark up kid and Ill be coming off the top rope.

    Car Jacker -6- Not bad but a SOO player .Great defence ,scored. Im cool just leave my car alone next time in the car ark Jennings.

    Steven hawkings - 6- not as smart but similar ..yippy .The Contiki tour is over -thank Allah .SKD showed some better form . I think he will blitz against Saints and send another Morris to Hell

    The Finisher -7 - I love this kid ....has a lot do to be a star and end up on the drink and all that but just gets better and better and is not scared to take the ball up .Evidenced in topping the meters gained .A champ in the making .Looking forward to more tries from RTS.

    Throbber -9 - has won so may MOM's this year .Imagine all the wanking material he can afford now Private memberships with Youpor, Redtube ,Pornhub,. PMalones is a champ great player. Hand up if youm iss the Braithless Anasta****endopoulos ?
    But some one has to teach him to drop out his only flaw in a big game against a good side he will put us under pressure with those fairy taps.

    Evil Dead -8- death ride pearcey and he will come back to haunt you .Combining well with Malones and improving every game .Looks more relaxed and his kicks were better. I think by the end of the year pearce will be killing it .He is re-evaluating his game step by step.

    Cage Match -4- Poor Cordner looks like he was rammed into the steel cage by the undertaker. Never the less I think he has had that injury for the last few weeks and the chooks are stupid for letting him play.He was average on this day.

    God - 8- SBW reaching god like status .Ive been saying for a few years we have needed a hero to worship just like the Morely and Freddy days and now we have him. He is just so good.All we need SBW to do is stay fit all year.
    He dropped a ball he shouldve been flogged for that.

    Blankety Blanks -4 - not much from Maubs .Wouldnt make it past benchy for my money .We need meters gained in the forwards when we start matches.

    Samoa Joe -7- They asked where this bloke has been ? from England to wrestling on TNT Then Here. I like the bloke he is a goer and keeps trying his best just wish he was a little bigger.

    Lazarus-8- This is the game Ive been waiting for Friend to deliver last couple of years .He has never let us down in the work rate department- never but his attacking has been borderline shiithouse . It came good yesterday and I hope he keeps going with it .Great game and Im glad for him .Isnt that right Ghost?.

    - 8 - Isnt JWH a happy chappy? one of our best on the night with some great offloads .

    Diary Of a Wimpy Kid -6- Poor ol Morts been kicked to death but I believe this will be his come back year and is improving all the time and adds a lot of spark he comes on .Bansai wants to sleep with him .

    Slobber -6- Kennedy was ok, nothing flash was better last week in a losing side >Needs to do more I know he has it in him. Take on Saints son.

    Don Lane -4- didnt see much of Aiden .might of been at the bar with John Brass off the wall. Definately needs to work a lot more and i can see why he was dropped.

    Plodder -5- dont know and Luke is he the quiet achiever a progress in the making ? you tell me .he wouldnt make my side but I guess our coach has more patience than us .
    Last edited by The Brain; 04-13-2013, 03:04 PM.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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    Great read Brain, very funny and I particularly enjoy the nicknames you come up with -
    I don't know where JWH has been hiding his offloading ability but I like it.
    Guerra easing his way back in or just lazy? Time will tell.
    "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."

    Thomas Jefferson

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    • #3
      Bit harsh on Aubo.. he was immense in defence last night..
      Last edited by r*o*o*s*t*e*r*s; 04-13-2013, 08:53 AM. Reason: still drunk

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      • #4
        Originally posted by r*o*o*s*t*e*r*s View Post
        Bit harsh on Aubo.. he was immense in defence last night..
        Great read Brain. Yeah Maubs had Reynolds covered all night, smashed him hard in the first half and wounded him, he was quiet after that.

        We looked sharp with Morts on, his service out of dummy half is superior to Jakes and we don't lose much in defence either. I think Gus made mention that when Jake came back on he "needed to do something" and he did.

        We took a leaf out of the Raiders book and played nearly the perfect second half.

        Chook.

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        • #5
          I thought 'Don Lane' played his role perfectly last night. Came on and played tight in the middle of the ruck. Was great in defence and made metres when he had the ball. I'd prefer him out on the edge where he can isolate a defender more. I would have given him at least 6 Brain.
          It is a very good read though really enjoyed it

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          • #6
            Great read but i dont think any player deserved anything below a 6-7 lastnight

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            • #7
              If JWH pops a bit of peroxide in his hair, he comes up as Dolph Lungdren. He's playing brilliantly. Friendy (Thunderbird Virgil) also brilliant. 9's for both plus Bright and Sunny and Bonie Maloney. Happy times!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by TheLoneRooster View Post
                Great read Brain, very funny and I particularly enjoy the nicknames you come up with -
                I don't know where JWH has been hiding his offloading ability but I like it.
                Guerra easing his way back in or just lazy? Time will tell.
                <SIGH ......... > make the disappointment go away ....... Please ..... That was our season tonight !!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Imadog View Post
                  <SIGH ......... > make the disappointment go away ....... Please ..... That was our season tonight !!
                  I don't know mate the Dogs have the quality to turn it around.

                  I was shocked how poor they were last night though. Too much ball movement side to side not enough tough stuff.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Imadog View Post
                    <SIGH ......... > make the disappointment go away ....... Please ..... That was our season tonight !!
                    I don't know what's going on with you guys this year mate.

                    Not many dessie Hasler coached teams don't make finals every year. Maybe he needs to start smashing and breaking doors again.
                    Comment of the year:

                    Andrew Johns, Semi-Final vs North Queensland ,

                    "It's touched Lui's hand and travelled forward but that's not a knock on"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by fitzy View Post
                      I don't know mate the Dogs have the quality to turn it around.

                      I was shocked how poor they were last night though. Too much ball movement side to side not enough tough stuff.

                      Too slow, too disorganised.

                      As you say they keep going side to side. Painful.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by davos View Post
                        I don't know what's going on with you guys this year mate.

                        Not many dessie Hasler coached teams don't make finals every year. Maybe he needs to start smashing and breaking doors again.
                        I don't think he cares enough, to he honest. How else do you explain persevering with a bloke who has mastered the art of getting out of position so that he doesn't actually have to get involved.

                        If they turn it around, it will be the most remarkable turnaround since Lazarus. Highly unlikely however.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Imadog View Post
                          Too slow, too disorganised.

                          As you say they keep going side to side. Painful.
                          What do you think it is mate?

                          I know you still have the two gun props to come back but some of the other guys aren't playing well.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by fitzy:294609
                            Originally posted by Imadog View Post
                            <SIGH ......... > make the disappointment go away ....... Please ..... That was our season tonight !!
                            I don't know mate the Dogs have the quality to turn it around.

                            I was shocked how poor they were last night though. Too much ball movement side to side not enough tough stuff.
                            Mate they havnt changed a thing from last year!
                            Atleast mix it up!! Yes your without your best forwards well then why dont you play direct???

                            They basically are playing like yep barber is going to do something just give him the ball !

                            Barber is not the same player people !! He's lost it might as well get rid of him ! He's found out now
                            Watch how pearce covered him so well! Up in his face shutting him down
                            Last week it was lyon who did the same

                            Thats the way to play against him

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                            • #15
                              All i want to say is extra 200k for SBW over T Rex anyday

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